CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #43 - Fight for the future!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, September 26, 2005 15:34
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The transition from TV to feature film was hard on Nathan, who had never been in widescreen before.
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Mal: Awwwwwww Shiznit!!! Hell yeah, Boyyyyeeee!!! Times for me to bust some mad skillz on the deck of my ride, yo!
Zoe: (OS) Sigh...everytime he gets the mic...
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Mal was getting ready to broadcast when Serenity caught the following message:
Goldmember: (OS) Breaker, breaker...this is Goldywang!
Dr. Evil: (OS)10-4 there, Goldywang, this is Rubber Ducky, what's your 20, over?
Mal: Gettin' awful crowded in my sky.
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Presenting Malcolm Reynolds! Serenity's very own, very shiny Human Beat Box!!!
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Caleb found it difficult to taunt Buffy over the CB, because, A) She didn't own one, and B) He sounded just like every other trucker on the air.
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Mal: Cool! I didn't know Serenity came with electric shavers in the cockpit!
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Wash (OS): You know, Mal, I know that most ships you're used to being on have that whistling thingy before every broadcast, but Serenity doesn't...Please stop whistling into the mic before you say something!
Mal: We don't vote on my ship!
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Mal hadn't had his ear reattached for long before he got it snagged in the ships's microphone cord and had to go back to Simon to get it re-reattached.
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Nathan had just grabbed the mic attachment to Joss's megaphone when he noticed a very surly union guy watching him very carefully.
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Mal: Allllll By Myyyyyseeeeelelelellelllfff!!
Wash: (OS)Captain,...I'm right here...
Whee...I like this one!!!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Attention crew: I've just discovered this mic was made with telephone cord from 500 years ago! We're gonna go hunt down the props man!
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Alternate subplot for Out of Gas: With no power to the PA system, Mal is forced to run between his fateful journey through the ship, and the bridge to work the mic and sound all woman-like. No wonder he was tired.
I survived a day in Whitefall and all I got was this lousy signature!
Terrifying Space Monkey of Destiny
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SHINY!I think i will do the same when there's a tie from now on!
Anyways, to business...
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MAL:"Ooohhh, what does THIS button do?!?!"
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MAL:"I am eperiencing some technical difficulties with my exhaust pipe due to bean burritos, so I may experience a little turbulence and then....explode...."
WASH(OS):"And you had to tell everyone over the intercom because.....?"
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MAL:"Broken time-rock people, calling all broken time-rock people...."
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MAL:"BROWNCOATS, CALLING ALL BROWNCOATS!!Less than 2 weeks until you see me speaking into this Intercom!"
WASH(os):"There WERE preview screenings..."
MAL:"Aroo?!?"
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MAL:"B-14, i've got a B-14 here...okay, next bingo number is...."
OR A SLIGHT TWIST
MAL:"B-6,i've got B-6..."
INARA(os):"SHINY!BINGO!!YAY, whadda i win?"
MAL:"A date with me!!Giggidygiggidygiggidy!!
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MAL: Bottom of the ninth, 2 outs, and Jayne steps up to the plate...swinging...ummm...his rainstick?
JAYNE(OS): Gorramit, Mal! Get outta my bunk!
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MAL: Oooh! That's gotta hurt, Wash. I reckon I ain't never seen a toy dinosaur stuck in someone's pee goo before. Look before you sit next time.
CREW(OS) *much laughter*
WASH(OS): You do realize your radio is transmitting?
MAL: Oops.
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MAL: Every man there, go outside a little and we'll moon your caterer.
WASH(OS): Maybe you should leave that line to the professional...
BWAH!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls. Tonight's match is scheduled for 15 rounds. Are you ready?! Crew of Serenity, are YOU ready?! Then.... lllllllllllllet's get ready to RUMBLE!"
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Originally posted by TCM:
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An Airplane!/Firefly crossover:
MAL: "...We're passing another ship. Looks to be Reavers. From the size, probably a raiding party. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
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Inspired by the above entry...
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radio(os): Hold on, I have a bobby pin...
Mal: A bobby pin? What's Wash doing with a bobby pin? In space? At this hour?
BWAH!
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Mal:"Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy... "
Inara,Kaylee,River,& Zoe(in chorus):"'Cause we got a little convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!"
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
MAL: Every man there, go outside a little and we'll moon your caterer.
WASH(OS): Maybe you should leave that line to the professional...
ROTFLM Freakin' AO!!!!
Seriously, I think I might need stitches! I laughed so hard I nearly fainted over the keyboard. I literally have tears running down my face!
Medic!
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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.
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Mal... "This is your captain speaking. Testing,1,2,3, testing. If this had been a real emergency, I’d be sending you all out to find me a gorrum speaker extension jack so I wouldn’t have to be giving important command decisions while leaning as far forward as possible from my toilet seat!"
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One of us is crazy, and it's not you!
Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.
·Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (J Handy)
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