Destiny-Episode 6: Return of the Browncoats
POSTED BY: CallMeSerenity
UPDATED: Thursday, October 6, 2005 12:57
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Oh Serenity I just got the hat! it is soooo very SHINY! and cute! thank you so very very very much!
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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Originally posted by safeat2nd:Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:
I laughed and I laughed... a bit of brain matter came out of my ear, and I laughed a bit more.
Say... I have that problem to. If you catch it in time, you can just poke it back in with your finger...just don't about how it looks.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
Well I couldn't put it back in my ear for some reason, so I shoved it up a nostril. It didn't really go in that easy so I really had to snort it up there. I think all is better now... though for some reason, every time I sneeze, I start speaking a different language
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Rounders....is that more like baseball or cricket? Please excuse my ignorance.
More like Baseball. I don't exactly know what the differences are, and there are different versions of Rounders, but basically its a soft ball we use, and there are 4 bases to ge around... in fact I think it's pretty similar with the exception of minor differences
Excuse my ignorance too, some expert might read this and rant about how different the two games are
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Originally posted by PsychicRiver:Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:Quote:We all know it's for free, Needy!
Originally posted by NEEDY:
Feel free to spank me]
Ooh, that was a cheap shot... but my how I laughed. I laughed and I laughed... a bit of brain matter came out of my ear, and I laughed a bit more.
Why, that would be me
Didn't I mention it? Cos I haven't been getting as many clients of late, I've lowered my prices. Everything must go!
Dignity. Pride. Innocence
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Needy, sounds like soft-ball here. There are different versions, fast-pitch, slo-pitch, 3-pitch etc.. I play slo-pitch. Same rules, no sliding or stealing is the only difference and the pitches have to be between 6 and 10 feet arc on them.
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*Safe stops at Soul's cabin* Hey Soul, I rigged up a holster for your boomstick. Works on magnets. Just strap it to your back and the gun snaps in place, no fumbling for straps and such....Hello??
*Soul doesn't look up from the keyboard. He continues to pound away and just waves absently to a corner*
Ok....ummm...I'll put it over here.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Originally posted by CastIronJack:
"Blow up a couple of robots and people assume you're a meany," Jack drags Needy up on the operating table, "You can stay here until you wake up or morning. TRM's hasn't been using it for a while. You'll be fine."
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
Needy awakens on the cold metal operatng table... naked
"Agh!" Needy moans before quickly jumping off the medical table, and covering himself up with his hands
"What the hell?!"
The room is empty, nobody is around, fortunately, but unfortunately his clothes are also nowhere to be seen. Then his jaw begins to ache and he remembers being clocked by a startled Jack. But as for how he ended up here? A mystery.
Seeing a white jacket hanging on the open door, he quickly grabs it and puts it on, hoping to regain some dignity. Not so. The jacket is only waist length and is too small to even be closed.
"Dammit!" he curses. Seeing no other option, and knowing that he must eventually leave the confines of the room in search of clothes, he takes the jacket off and, tying the arms together around his waste, forms a nice new skirt. Unfortunately it only covers the front, the rear is still exposed, made apparent by the fly that has just landed on it
Needy slaps it, that's the last thing he needs to be dealing with. Unfortunately, it turns out it wasn't a fly, but a wasp. And now his stung bottom was swelling up faster than you can say "Bare Boy Whore"
"Great! Where the hell did that thing come from anyw..?" He stopped halfway, partly because talking to himself was pointless and also because he remembered that TRM liked to keep some insects as pets... or to experiment on... or something. The companion doesn't really pay attention much to what TRM has to say. A shame really, considering the wasp may very well have been a hybrid with a toxic sting, and now he doesnt know what to do about it.
Now he was beginning to fear that he would drop dead then and there, only for the other crewmembers to find him lying buttnaked on the floor. He could picture the epitaph on his gravestone already. "He was born naked, worked naked and died naked"
Feeling the panic begin to take over, he ran out of the infirmary and down the corridors of the ship, his jacket/skirt in tact, but covering nothing
"Heeeeeeeelp!" he screamed
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Originally posted by Flechette:
Oh Serenity I just got the hat! it is soooo very SHINY! and cute! thank you so very very very much!
So glad you like it. Does it fit okay?
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Wow, Needy, you really did dig yourself in a hole!
That's me!
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Yes, I really am dyslexic, which accounts for the occasional misspelled or misplaced word. (Plus, I only told you so you'd feel bad for teasing me. It worked. )
And I'm also blonde, so keep the blonde jokes to yourself! I've already heard them all.
Well now I do feel guilty!
*hugs Serenity for forgiveness*
We're just one big happy family aren't we?
... well one big family at least
As for the blonde thing?... not so much guilt there *shrugs*
I have two sisters, both blonde, so I'm not really a big "blonde joke" teller. I might have told a few in the past, but they're too "obvious" for my liking.
There's nothing like good old cruel mean jokes, you know? They're the ones that really mean something. Hit em where it hurts!
nah I'm only kidding. I'm pure and innocent really
(this coming from a boy whore)
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Originally posted by NEEDY:
Feeling the panic begin to take over, he ran out of the infirmary and down the corridors of the ship, his jacket/skirt in tact, but covering nothing
"Heeeeeeeelp!" he screamed
*And runs smack into Serenity.*
What the? Wode tìan!
*She averts her eyes*
Needy, what on earth are you doing? Where are your clothes? No, I am NOT going to check your backside for bee stings! Find the Dr for that. But for goodness sake, put some clothes on!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Originally posted by safeat2nd:
Needy, sounds like soft-ball here. There are different versions, fast-pitch, slo-pitch, 3-pitch etc.. I play slo-pitch. Same rules, no sliding or stealing is the only difference and the pitches have to be between 6 and 10 feet arc on them.
okaaaaaay. Dont really know what a 3-pitch is, or the meanings behing sliding or stealing and their affect on the game (mainly because I've never played baseball or softball and have only seen it played in movies)
Here's the rules for Rounders though - http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/encyclopedia/r/ro/rounders.htm
Turns out Baseball and softball stems from it (not a huge surprise really)
Some of the rules are different in each variant as you can imagine.
The way we play it is with a baseball bat (I picked one up for £1 years ago thinking it would last an hour at best but it's lasted years), though we do have a roudners bat too if anyone wants to use it
We also allow for 3 tries at hitting the ball before you have to run, so even if you hit the ball but are not happy, you can have another shot (though I believe that rule has been added to our game to cater for the children playing)
Ther eare probably other rules too, but there's no need for this to get into a deep "The Rules of Rounders" discussion
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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*Safe walks into the corridor, still humming*
Oh hey Serenity. Have you seen Needy? *Serenity shakes her head and points down the hall at a fleeing form*
Safe; I'm not even going to ask.
Serenity; Just as well, you don't want to know.
Safe: While I've got you here, I've got something for you. *Safe rumages through the pile in his arms*
Safe: Here, it a quick loader for your shotgun. And a case of shatter shot.
Safe: well...off to find the rest. *Walks off humming again*
*Needy hears the humming and thinking its another bee, yelps and runs faster losing the coat in the process*
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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