CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #42 - the universal answer!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, September 19, 2005 14:34
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Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
BADGER: Are you sure we should be lettin' 'im make the sandwiches?
MAL: Sure, Jayne here used to stand in for Alton Brown on the Food Network.
JAYNE (murmuring): See, a mild cheese is better with the rye crackers because the flavors are complimentary. They are on opposite sides of the flavor wheel, so to speak.
I'm gonna hafta agree, this was awesome! I would love to see Jayne stand in for Alton...or at least assist...he could cut the apples.
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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Mal and the Crew of Serenity Go "Legit"
Mal: Our roofs are solid and positively leak proof. That unsightly gap will be attractively covered and your fancy belongings will be protected from the elements.
Jayne: ...Might we also interest you in our popular line of adult-sized chairs and tables?
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It's good to see that 500 years in the future, Family Feud will still be around.
OR
Mal: These lady fingers are actually lady fingers! Badger, what the hell are you trying to do to us?
Badger: I didn't set this table, mate! A bunch of Reavers where here earlier!
Jayne: (Shrug...keeps eating.)
OR
Badger looked on in terror, afraid to tell Malcolm Reynolds that a very small man was growing out of his back.
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Joss: (OS) Come on! You know I wrote the part of Badger for myself...I would say it!
Mark: So, you willingly would have alluded to getting your hands on two testicles the size of diamonds?
Joss: (OS, Nervously) Yeeeees...
OR
Apparently, in the future, the top hat in a game of Monopoly will take on frightening proportions!
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Badger and Mal continued their battle rap as DJ Cobb worked the turntables like it ain't no thang, yo!
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Mal tried to hide his attraction for Badger, but was unable to keep his hands in plain view on the table.
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Nathan: Damn it, Adam! Will you let someone else have a crack at the craft services table!
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Mal's Pants: Rrrrrrriiiiiippppp!!!
Mal: Oh no....Not again!!!
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Jayne somehow managed to keep a straight face when Mal sat on Badger's patented Whoopie Cushion.
More to follow, I hope...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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and now a nice challenge with a trio of naughty men...
Mal; Damn, Badger, can’t we just fer once bet with real poker chips stead of these leftover Tupperware-party crumpets?
Badger; Shut up and bet. You’re holdin the pot, I raised ya my hat, what’s your play?
Jayne: (mumbling) these may be stale, but them poker chips give me hemorrhoids
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One of us is crazy, and it's not you!
Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.
·Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (J Handy)
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woohoo I actually won! Lol, sorry I won't let it go to my head.
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Badger: Button, button, who's got the button? My money's on the pilot.
Jayne: Little Mr. tight pants counting down from 9-3-0
Keep shiny!
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Okay, I used this gag for another one on the other caption game, but it didn't even get nominated so I'm going to try it again:
Caption: Foreman's Basement had changed in 500 years, but luckily the tradition of the Circle remained intact
Badger: Guys, there's like this spaceship that runs on water! Gorram feds are covering it up!
Mal: You know, sometimes I feel like Han Solo in Star Wars...
Jayne: Will you shut up about that gorram movie?
Hey, why do they call these finger sandwiches? You don't think they got fingers in 'em?
(Tried to work in a Fez quote for the other guy in the scene but it was getting too long already)
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review
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My apologies SPG, i meant to put yours as Honourable Mention on mine, but i forgot. Whoops.
Again, sorry.
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(Breakfast Club spoof)
BADGER:"Well, if you gotta go, you gotta go!"
*unzip*
MAL:"Man, you're not urinating in here!"
BADGER:"Shush, it makes it crawl back up."
OR
MAL:"DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A SANDWICH?!?!"
BADGER:"YES"
MAL:"WELL, you can't..."
JAYNE:"YOINK!"
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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Mal and Badger's staring contest got so intense that they never even saw Jayne stealing their food.
or
Jayne: "Why's there these cockroaches in here?"
Mal/Badger: "........................."
Man in back: (Whistles innocently)
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Badger and Mal tried EVER so hard to keep straight faces as Jayne scarfed down the cheese bread rolls, blissfully unaware that they had been made with Persephone's most powerful laxative.
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Badger: "Guess what's under the hat now."
Jayne: "Is it gold?"
Mal: "We don't have time for this! Just give us our next job already!"
Badger: "Not until you guess what's under the hat!"
Jayne: "I don't mind how long this takes as long as this bread keeps being made......yoink!"
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Mal was getting sick and tired of Jayne accompanying him on his dates...
I like this one.
In any case, I'm here to just to praise TenthCrewMember who sent me apropos of nothing an immensely shiny bumper sticker that is now driving around Essex for all to see. How cool was that to get in the mail?
Plus 42 Caption Tightpants! Can you believe it? *hopes for more to come, perhaps even Caption MovieTightpants* As we say in my country, nice one John.
Oh, and...
Badger: If you're the new Harrison Ford, why's he wearing the Indiana Jones hat?
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Jayne: That's it, I'm never playing Chinese Checkers with you again. Mal, you've gotta stop living on the edge! Move to the middle, 'else Badger here won't let me have any more sandwiches!
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Mal: Whoa. Good Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. *falls over*
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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