CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #42 - the universal answer!
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UPDATED: Monday, September 19, 2005 14:34
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Jayne was a mite lax at his job of referee at Mal and Badger's staring contest.
I know, not that great, but what can ya do? :)
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I'll be in my bunk...
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MAL: You really *can* get anything you want at Alice's restaurant!
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I'll be in my bunk...
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Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
BADGER: Are you sure we should be lettin' 'im make the sandwiches?
MAL: Sure, Jayne here used to stand in for Alton Brown on the Food Network.
JAYNE (murmuring): See, a mild cheese is better with the rye crackers because the flavors are complimentary. They are on opposite sides of the flavor wheel, so to speak.
In all my years, I never would have expected to see a Good Eats reference in Caption Tightpants (previously established overlapping fanbase notwithstanding).
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.
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Mal: Peanut butter.
Badger: Marmite.
Jayne: s'all the same to me. They're both good. Here, let me just check to make sure...
Mal: Pea. Nut. Butter!
Badger: Mar. Mite!
Mal: Peanut BUTTER, gorram it!
Jayne: An' another one...
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Quote:
Originally posted by WildHeavenFarm:Quote:
Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
BADGER: Are you sure we should be lettin' 'im make the sandwiches?
MAL: Sure, Jayne here used to stand in for Alton Brown on the Food Network.
JAYNE (murmuring): See, a mild cheese is better with the rye crackers because the flavors are complimentary. They are on opposite sides of the flavor wheel, so to speak.
In all my years, I never would have expected to see a Good Eats reference in Caption Tightpants (previously established overlapping fanbase notwithstanding).
Heehee, what can I say? :) It just came to me!
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Badger: Checkmate in 137 moves.
Mal: We're paying checkers
Jayne: Dumbass.
OR
Badger: Mal-
Mal: Don't "Mal" me, Badger. You said, deal goes south, you'd eat your hat.
Jayne: Try it with the chicken salad, it'll go down easier.
(I was more witty and clever 20-30 weeks ago.)
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.
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Badger: Jayne just called my bid...your call, Mal...whaddya thinkin'?
Mal: I am thinkin' I'll raise again.
(I do so love a bad pun!)
OR
Jayne: I see your testicle-sized diamond and I raise...
*Mal and Badger exchange a significant glance and snicker*
Jayne: Huh?
OR
At that moment, their eyes met, and in an instant they knew they were in love.
BWAH!
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BADGER:"Saffron's coming up behind you with a gun, Mal."
MAL:"Oh no you don't. I'm not falling for that again. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me for an 18th time, shame on me."
OR
As Mal and Badger had just had a heated arguement, they were both attempting to see who could burn the other from inside just by looking at them. Jayne on the other hand was more interested in making the sandwiches digest from the inside of his stomach.
OR
MAL:"Okay Badger if you're so smart, how many fingers am i holding up under the table...?"
OR
BADGER:"My hat's OBVIOUSLY the best."
JAYNE:"No, mine is!"
MAL:"I don't care, at least I have enough hair so that I have no reason to be WEARING ONE!!
OR(now for an altered ANGEL reference...")
BADGER:"Get ready.."
MAL:"Your move, cockney man..."
*rolls dice, leading to expression of heavy disappointment*
MAL:"HAHA! Now I have Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa, and SOUTH AMERICA!!"
BADGER:"I still have Kamchatka....."
OR
JAYNE:"Mmm, these sandwiches are great!"
BADGER(to Mal):"Don't tell Jayne there, but those are filled with flavoured laxatives...."
MAL:*gasp*
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PS-just a question TCM, but are you gonna keep the game going after the BDM?
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Badger: So the gravy boat's the Alliance squad?
Mal: And the sandwiches are - Jayne, stop eating my platoon.
Mary
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Quote:
PS-just a question TCM, but are you gonna keep the game going after the BDM?
Don't reckon I am sure just yet. This was supposed to be just a time passer until the BDM in April. Now it is grown a bit. I'll have to think on it a spell, honestly.
BWAH!
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