CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #42 - the universal answer!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, September 19, 2005 14:34
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Well, the universal answer to "What do I do until the BDM?", anyway. 
Down to the nitty gritty...last week's hilarious winner! A great Pinky & the Brain crossover that had me laughing out loud!
and now a nice challenge with a trio of naughty men...
Badger: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war on Hera." but only slightly less well known is this--"never go in against a Persephonian when death is on the line!" BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA-*KERTHUD*
Jayne (to self): Saw that coming...
Top that! (okay, I know you will, but I must taunt!)
BWAH!
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BADGER: And then I says to Mabel, I says 'I've never had tea cakes this good. Give us the recipe love.' and she did.
Sorry, that was really bad.
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*The henchman stopped dead in his tracks and said nothing. Mal and Badger had a strange expression, Jayne was all smiles. It was only then that the henchman saw Jayne's sock feet sliding up both Mal and Badger's pants legs.*
or
MAL: Myself, the boy, two droids...no questions asked.
or
*Everyone sat in silence, not sure what they had heard. Badger looked nervous. Suddenly-*
BADGER'S POSTERIOR: FRRRRRRRRRT
*Yes, Badger had dealt it.*
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Badger: So, tell me, just between you and me. Did the cat really make a face when you ran it over with the mule?
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Existence is impossible, enoy it while it lasts!
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Guy at Bar: Duck...Duck...Wooden Duck!
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Mal: I've just gotta have that very fine hat, so I'm going to up my offer. In addition to the entire Geisha-doll shipment, I'm willing to throw in eight of --
Jayne: Seven.
Mal: Seven of Kaylee's home-made sandwiches. Damnit, Jayne, stop eating my bargaining power.
Star Pilot Grainger
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Badger:"You like them sandwiches, eh? Like a little tea with your crumpet? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say nah more!"
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Mal: Nice sandwiches an' all, but couldn't you have afford some chairs for this little 'sit down'?
Or
Mal was getting sick and tired of Jayne accompanying him on his dates...
Or
Guy behind Mal (thinking): Must hold it... Why did I have those beans?
Or
The invisible midget was making good his escape when he realised he was still wearing his hat...
Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."
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BADGER: Nah, really! Joss said he wrote this part for himself, but Tim convinced him I do a better accent.
MAL: Because that is your accent.
BADGER: See, just wot I was sayin'!
Or...
BADGER: Are you sure we should be lettin' 'im make the sandwiches?
MAL: Sure, Jayne here used to stand in for Alton Brown on the Food Network.
JAYNE (murmuring): See, a mild cheese is better with the rye crackers because the flavors are complimentary. They are on opposite sides of the flavor wheel, so to speak.
Or...
BADGER: See, that's why I wear this bloody hat! Would I look as respectable with this hairline?!
MAL: You would if you'd lose that sparkly flamingo pin.
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Badger: Would you believe it? Sir Warrick wore his red sash to the ball last night!
Mal: No way!
Badger: Yes way!
Jayne: Red sashes are SO last year!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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