Destiny-Episode 6: Return of the Browncoats
POSTED BY: CallMeSerenity
UPDATED: Thursday, October 6, 2005 12:57
VIEWED: 26089
PAGE 2 of 19
Yahoo!! Glad to see ya up and about Cap'n!!
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Hello!! Still trapped under heavy Safe here!
*Sees chainsaw whelding EvilJack*
Hmm, maybe beneath Safe is a safe place to be...
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Bubbles rounds the other corner, devoid of Fireflanish melody, surprising Soul and shoving him on the growing pile of crew. There's an audible complaint from Serenity on the bottom.
"Needy, how'd she get to your shuttle? Wasn't she just in the mess?" Jack asks.
Needy presses himself against the hull behind them, "Dunno."
"zzz... TAKE... TAKE THEM BOTH... ZZzz," comes from the formerly headless monster.
Bubbles cocks the captain's gun, "Affirmative. We will take that one's shuttle."
Jack looks back at the cowering Needy, "Somehow... Stupid whore doesn't quite cover it this time."
"Well..." Needy says, "I thought we were getting quite good at their defeats..."
"This is going to be the LAST misadventure with the robots!" Jack yells, "The last one!"
"zzzZZZ... Indeed. IndEED IT WIll be, meATBag."
"Stop calling me that!" Jack exclaims at the chainsaw wielding maniac.
"Oh, so calling me a WHORE is SO much better!?!" Needy yells back.
"Hey!" Jack points a finger at Needy, "This is NOT ABOUT YOU!"
Needy lays a very uncompanionlike uppercut on Jack, "Stop yelling at me!"
Jack wastes no time in charging back, laying a shoulder into the companion's midsection, throwing them both into Safe, Serenity and Soul, who had almost untangled themselves.
Mayhem ensues.
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
The Chief Nurse and the Boy Whore. Who figured them for violence?
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Whoever's hand is touching my..well...just move it!
*Serenity's had just about enough of this.
She digs herself out from under everyone, with the copious use of elbows and mild profanities, then grabs both Jack and Needy by the ears.*
Needy and Jack: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Serenity: We have much bigger problems right now than your stupid little fight, so KNOCK IT OFF!!
*Serenity lets them go. They rub their sore ears and manage to look slightly abashed. She turns to the Captain, tossing him her spare pistol.*
Shall we?
*Soul nods. They both cock their weapons and take aim.*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
*We interrupt this mayhem for a Public Service Announcement*
Has everyone seen the new challenge up? The one about the Reavers? There are several of you that are so very good at writing peril that it should be no problem to turn your pens (or keyboards) to the horror of Reaver-sightings. Remember, you earn credits, the whole crew earns credits. We're down to #40ish now. Not so great, considering at one time we were #16.
*End of Public Service Announcement. We will now return to our mayhem, already in progress.*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Aside- Ok...it's done. I submitted for the Reaver challenge. It's posted in the BSR, check it out and let me know. It's nowhere near Soul's or even Jack's calibre, but for my first time writting...it's not too bad if I do say so myself.-
_____________________________________
Wait!! shouts Safe a moment too late as Serenity and Soul open fire.
The end result is like throwing a handful of marbles in the dryer.
Safeat2nd, Scribe & Chief Handyman of Destiny
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Jazaf cautiously walks into the room.
'Aiya! what's goin' on in here?'
Upon seeing the Robotic Duo Jazaf turns back around and heads back to the bridge. 'Right, carry on!'
---------------------------------------
Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Peril is written. 84 and a half days til pointage.
*Sigh*
Now you must read, Serenity, you must because you asked it of me, and I have done it.
Peril I have written, pages of peril. You must comply! There's also blood and bodies and a bit of romance for the kiddies. There's also gratituous moments of firepower for the guys.
http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=4930&nid=7213
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Well, GODDAMNIT! Limit of 10000 character my a@#!
Thank God, I can post here. I spent 6 hours writing 9 pages of single spaced peril and I have splice the beginning and the end to fit it into the entry thingy!!!
I knew there was a reason I don't do the writing challenges!
Jack pulls out a really BIG GUN. From where, no one really can tell.
He points it at the fake Jack, "Alright pal," and fires, "I've had enough."
In a brilliant fireball, Evil Jack explodes into billions of confetti sized pieces.
Bubbles fires but misses.
"Oh, honey," Jack spits out, "You shouldn't have missed," In a smooth action he cocks his BFG, points and fires it at Bubbles, "Die, b&*#^!"
Bubbles also explodes into billions of confetti sized pieces.
Everyone present coughs up smoke.
Jack walks over and pounds on the intercom, "Jayne."
"Ummm... Yeah?"
"Jack here, are you ever fill with the compulsion to kill us all in any fashion?"
"Well, uh, no."
"Not even a little bit?"
"Nope."
"Right answer."
Jack drops the gun into Safe's lap, "It's called a BFG, you like?"
"Um... Sure..."
"Much better than Bubbles?"
"Yeah."
"Good. I'm going to my bunk. I've got a few issues." Jack leaves.
The blackened crew stares at one another.
Jack: Grrrr.... Arrggghhh
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:West Sussex, Bognor Regis, seaside town, home of butlins.
Originally posted by NEEDY:
I feel so lonely out here in England
Then again PR is from the UK... I wonder where
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME