Destiny-Episode 6: Return of the Browncoats
POSTED BY: CallMeSerenity
UPDATED: Thursday, October 6, 2005 12:57
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Link to old thread:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=12261
Now, if any of you have read Soul's most recent blog you will know that he's very busy in his real life and doesn't have as much time to spend around here as he would like. So, that means we're on our own. He's left me in charge, naturally (and if any of you don't like that, I got this big chain here that might convince you otherwise-lol). Things will go on as they always have (mayhem, chaos, hilarity) and Soul will stop by when he can. Everyone okay with that?
I picked Needy's thread title suggestion because it made me laugh the last time. Now, let's keep this bumped.
Oh, I'm nearly done with your hat, Amylisai, so I need an address to send it to. Thanks mei mei!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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good for you Serenity, taking the initiative and all
Sooo, its been a couple of days since I last visited and looking back at the old thread I was reminded about the whole "psychic number game". So if its out of ten... its gotta be 7. Right? What do you mean no? 6? 8? 3? 2? Oh now you're just playing with me. You're not expecting me to answer in chinese are you?!
I love that chinese saying mei-mei. I've been listening to the Signal the past few days (yes I'm a latecomer and have been trying to catch up on the episodes) and I love the chinese section. I've decided to call my younger sister Mei-mei from now on. It sounds like a really nice pet name, plus when someone asks me what it means, I can just shrug it off and says "oh it's chinese, don't feel bad if you don't understand it". That way I will look like I speak chinese thoroughly. Ah, thats another thing us browncoats have been blessed with (as well as a very shiny show)
So I was organising a bunch of sound clips today from the movie trailers and the pilot episode and decided to add them to the Serenity theme to make a little remix of sorts. I've uploaded it to http://s47.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0ES4GO53KZ1TS3MHSIDF2YAWT4 if you want to hear it for yourself. Pity the track is so short, there were so many clips, but I've made it more of an introduction to Serenity itself, instead of including a bunch of funny quotes or intense lines from the trailer.
What else can I say? uhm. nothing springs to mind except... I'm hungry. I'm gonna get some food
oh yeah, thanks for choosing my idea for the thread title. I feel so honoured 
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Jack - You're right, I'm in England. Leicester if you want to be specific, home of the National Space Centre, Richard Attenborough and Pregnant Teenagers. It's in the Midlands, and next door to Nottingham (home of Robin Hood... and thats about it)
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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OOOooo.....a shiney new thread, shiney!
C'mon Jack, let's break this one in! Dig up TRM and Needy, let's see how far ahead of Serenity we can get before she clobbers us....tee hee!
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Uh, does anyone know Bubbles' current state?
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!
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good idea safe!
Aha. We're so going to take over this thread!
TRM - last I heard (or should I say, did) was Bubbles was supersoaked until she overheated and collapsed. But on this forum, nothing stays dead for long
*Bubbles rises from the still wet floor of one of Destiny's corridors. The machine is in a right state, with circuits exposed and smoke still escaping through every orifice*
Needy: You sure are a tenacious little devil.
Bubbles: Curse your sudden but ineveitable betrayal!
Bubbles screams, her face and movement resemblig a zombie - the slow Romero type.
Needy: Cool! Someone has inputted Firefly quotes
Safe: Make it sing the theme tune!
*TRM walks over to the manic robot, spins her around so that he is looking at er back, exposes her shiny metal ass to look at her rear controls hidden at the base of her spine and, after typing some code, spins her back round and waits patiently with the rest of the crew*
Safe: C'mon then
Needy, Safe and TRM chant: Sing! Sing! Sing!
*Bubbles spins around on the spot and breaks into a jazzed up version of The Ballad of Serenity*
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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So let me see here:
Jack: Texas, USA (Chief Nurse)
Serenity: South Carolina, USA (Executive Officer)
TRM: Colorado, USA (Doctor)
Safe: Ontario, Canada (Handyman)
Needy: Leicester, England (Boy Wh-- "Companion")
PR: Bognor Regis, England (Crazy Sister)
Greek: Washington, USA (?)
That looks like a good spread to me.
Um... Needy... Her PARTS are showing!
Hey. Has anyone seen my headless evil double lying around?
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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Originally posted by CastIronJack:
So let me see here:
Jack: Texas, USA (Chief Nurse)
Serenity: South Carolina, USA (Executive Officer)
TRM: Colorado, USA (Doctor)
Safe: Ontario, Canada (Handyman)
Needy: Leicester, England (Boy Wh-- "Companion")
I feel so lonely out here in England
Then again PR is from the UK... I wonder where
Quote:
Um... Needy... Her PARTS are showing!
Hey. Has anyone seen my headless evil double lying around?
uhm... is that a problem?
as for your evil twin, I havent seen him. Which is quite bizarre thinking about it now, he's always causing trouble
I think I'm going to have to check my shuttle, I dont mean to sound like a coward, but would you mind coming with me. Your twin, being how he is, wouldn't think twice about knocking me out in an instant, I'd rather have back up just in case
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Evil headless robotic Jack walks by and waves.
Needy palms a small watergun and Puffy shrinks back on astounded Jack's shoulders.
Needy pokes Jack from behind, "What's he doing?"
Jack shrugs, "Dunno. Looking for his head?"
"Maybe we should ask him," Needy stares after it.
"Maybe we should give him a pumpkin."
"I'm out of pumpkins."
"How about a basketball and a Sharpie?" Jack asks.
"Yes," Needy strokes his chin, "ExCELLent."
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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A loud bang and flash of light come from the end of the corridor.
Safe rounds the corner running full tilt, in the opposite direction from the commotion, past Needy and Jack and right into Serenity as she rounds the corner at the other end sending them both sprawling.
"runrunrunrun"
Jack, "Ummm...Safe? What's going on?"
Serenity, "geroffme!"
Safe, "Well it's like this....I just gave you a new Monster Hovership hat but not having a head upon which to wear said hat...you got mighty angry and started shootin' the place up...but you're here and you have your head??..."
At that point Evil headless robotic Jack appears at the end of the corridor. Where there was no head there is now a computer monitor with a hat perched on top. And where there was once a right hand, there is now a buzzing chainsaw. Across the monitor scrolls green writing
zzz...I M ZZJACK...ZZJAcsh..ZZJAsh....ASH...I M ASH!!..EXTERMINATE!!.."[i/]
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Soul steps out of his bunk, sees the Evil headless robotic jack, and pulls out his Boomstick.
"Ya know, this could be fun!"
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/
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