Mentally Traumatized

POSTED BY: MtlDude
UPDATED: Friday, September 9, 2005 17:48
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MTLDUDE

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:59 AM

Jayne: I'm fixin ta misbehave...and stuff.

Wonder what now-famous lines would sound like if another character were to have said 'em...

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House: Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up

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Simon: I was just wondering what his job is - on the ship.
Mal: Public relations.

OURMRREYNOLDS

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 3:21 AM

I've gotta lotta ex-gfs. Some crazy and some ain't. I dunno about pure hotness but crazy girls have WAY better sex. Lack of inhibitions or somethin'. It don't matter if we're talkin' bizzarre stunts or marathon nights, when crazy women get it on they GET IT ON. 'Course this opens you up for all kinds o' trouble at times... "I'm done with you" (pushed off bed) or "I'm not done with you" (rip new shirt) and there's always the old standbys of screamin' cryin', becoming violent in public. That's fun at a party. So ya take the good with the bad, I suppose. Get a stable, normal girl and a lot of the time you'll have stable, normal sex; and someone you can go out with. Get a crazy girl, and you'll have fun in the bedroom, but you will dread taking her out on the town.
As to River specifically, yeah she's hot, but Summer Glau is much hotter than River Tam, if ya dig me. So craziness didn't help her looks any.

Now before I get tossed into the "male sex fiend" stereotype let me say that I am talkin' about "regular" crazy, or "crazy decaf", if you will. Not true schitzoid or anything like that. The kind of crazy that sneaks up on you, it starts with you thinking "Wow, she's a lot of fun. A real free spirited type." And ends a couple weeks or months later with "Wow, she's SO free spirited that she's liable to fly off the handle at random intervals! Or go into details about our sex life to strangers! Or try to slap me in public for making a sexist remark when I was obviously being sarcastic!" Or stuff like that. I guess the difference I'm making is that I'm talking about women that are crazy like Faith when she first shows up on Buffy, not River.
Also please note I'm leaving the whole age issue alone. I am past the stage in my life where I found girls River's age appealing, and vice versa.

I am planning on growing a big black moustache. I'm a traditionalist.

GWENHARKER

Friday, September 9, 2005 3:14 PM

Edit: NM.

SPINLAND

Friday, September 9, 2005 3:21 PM

I dunno, but as the father of a 17-year-old young lady this thread makes me think on getting the shotgun out and keeping it pointed where it'll do the most good--if you take my meaning.

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I didn't do it.
You can't prove it.
The sheep are lying.

STARRBABY

Friday, September 9, 2005 4:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Spinland:
I dunno, but as the father of a 17-year-old young lady this thread makes me think on getting the shotgun out and keeping it pointed where it'll do the most good--if you take my meaning.
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I don't have a 17 year old daughter, but something about someone finding a mentaly unstable kid sexy grosses me out.
Might have something to do with working in Disability Support Services in education for 4 years. It wreaks of someone being taken advantage of.

SLAYER730

Friday, September 9, 2005 4:45 PM

This whole thread gives me the wiggins...check please!

***Never judge a book by its movie***

AZIRAPHALE

Friday, September 9, 2005 5:48 PM

Is it just you? No. But look at the company you're in—

"It's a girl. Cute, too, but I don't think she's all there. (ugly grin) 'Course, not all of her has to be..."

Finding River sexually desirable because Summer Glau is drop-dead gorgeous? That makes you a healthy, red-blooded man.

Finding River sexually desirable because the Alliance with her head? That makes me sympathize with the shotgun-toting father above, and I don't even have kids yet.

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