CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #41
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, September 12, 2005 15:05
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As she stood in the Jiangyin Lumber & Adult Gift Shop, Kaylee pondered if the Big Wooden Head required batteries...
(oh yeah, that's a great way to start this week out...
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Joss wouldn't let the Blues Brothers perform during River's dance scene, but Dan Aykroyd still managed to sneak on set disguised as Baldar Conehead.
Or
Kaylee (reading tag): "A meepzorp. For zorping meeps."
River (o/s): "From France!"
Editted to (hopefully) make it funnier
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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KAYLEE (to self): Hmm, says here that this head carving is an ancient fertility symbol from Earth-That-Was and is guaranteed to attract uptight doctors....Hmmm. 'Nara!! Can I borrow twenty credits?!
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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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Kaylee usually enjoyed window shopping for place settings to add to her imaginary trousseau, but it was unsettling how that big wooden head's eyes seemed to follow her wherever she went.
** all the semi-pornographic ones about the 'big head' were already taken **
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Quote:
KAYLEE: Darn I don't think this plate is heavy enough to dent Simon's thick skull ... calling Serenity lo se.
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Quote:
Kaylee: HEY! Joy didn't get out these spots! Gorram lyin' Cortex commercials!
OR
Kaylee browses Inara's collection of x-rated plates. Of particular import: "Niska in Repose"
OR
Jewel takes a walk around the craft services table, angry that Adam got there first.
OR
Joss: (OS) Just say the damn line when Sean comes in, Jewel!
Jewel: I'm not saying that stuff about post hole diggers! That just...NASTY!
OR
Kaylee: Wicked awesome! Spfrisbees!
OR
Worst Salad Bar Ever!
OR
Jiangyin's only Cortexsite www.generalstorewatercoolercam.com got a record number of hits when Kaylee Fry made a guest appearance in her tightest jumpsuit.
OR
Kaylee looked mournfully at the empty strawberry crates after the shopkeep told her they were out of season.
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Kaylee: I can see myself in this plate! How come nobody told me I was so cute?
Simon: (OS) Ahem...er....ummm...That is... Oh forget it!
OR
The shopkeep was more than a little angry that Kaylee and Wash's game of frisbee golf was going on inside his store.
OR
Local Sheriff: (OS) Miss, you and your friends might want to look out for some of the hillfolk. They have a tendency to grab folk who aren't paying attention. Now, you go along and tell the rest of your crew, okay?
Kaylee: (Distractedly): Yeah....ok...(Thinking) What the hell is on this plate?
OR
Super Tom Servo (cunningly disguised as a watercooler) prayed silently and earnestly for the ship's mechanic to come and get a "drink".
OR
Kaylee: I don't know about these communion wafers Book's been offering us. They're kinda...big!
OR
Kaylee discovers that the Wal-Marts of the future leave a lot to be desired.
More to follow! (I hope)
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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And here is this weeks challenge, lets see who is up to stepping into 5-Star's shoes with this pic of Kaylee!
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Oh man, I just cannot respond to this caption tightpants. With every idea that cums to mind just looking at that pic, I can feel the thought police straining to slambust my doors down and charge me with so many violations of mental debauchery, obscene and licentious intent of the most depraved moral standards…
…and I was so close to getting off probation.
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One of us is crazy, and it's not you!
Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.
·Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (J Handy)
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Inara(os): Are you pondering what i'm pondering Kaylee?
Kaylee: Yes Inara, but how are we going to fit all these plates into Mal's pants?
Keep shiny!
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Kaylee couldn't help wondering if the big wooden head would fit up Mal's man-sized nose...
or
Kaylee couldn't help smilling when she saw the big wooden head...
or
Kyalee had to admit it, this was the bizzarest sex shop she'd ever been in...
or
(in a similar vein to the one above...)
Kaylee really hoped the post holer really was for digging holes, for posts.
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
No matter how much she stared at the plates, Kaylee could not get that fourteen year old genetic experiment boy out of her mind...
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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