Serenity Visual Companion book
POSTED BY: Ineedmoreserenity
UPDATED: Thursday, October 6, 2005 22:35
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Today I received my pre-ordered Serenity Visual Companion guide from Amazon. I casually flipped through the pages only to quickly realize that the book contains stills from the movie as well as THE ENTIRE SCRIPT!!!! I immediately closed the book, and panting with panic, wiped my mind clean of every glimpse I had, tantilizing though it was. Now, I am forced to either tie myself to my chair until the 30th, put the book into my safe-deposit box, or bury it in the backyard until the temptation passes.
This is a warning to anyone else who has purchased the book in advance. Unless you want the most major spoilers of them all, DO NOT OPEN!
However, once I have seen the BDM, I expect to glean many hours of unbridled pleasure from reliving each and every moment of the movie, at least until it comes out on DVD!
I am not sure how long I can resist the "Siren's Song" but, with all of your help, I will try! Please send words of encouragement my way, as I am weak....
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Dang! I thought the "visual companion" book would be something different. With Inara.
I'll be in my bunk....
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"Damn it Jim, I'm a Browncoat, not a psychotherapist!!" 
Ok, I've seen a pre-screening, and let me say calmly yet succinctly that you must buy a strongbox, gently place the book inside, close it, and then WELD THE SUCKER SHUT!!!
You DO NOT want to be spoiled for this movie, friend. No no no!!
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Originally posted by DarkJester:
"Damn it Jim, I'm a Browncoat, not a psychotherapist!!"
Ok, I've seen a pre-screening, and let me say calmly yet succinctly that you must buy a strongbox, gently place the book inside, close it, and then WELD THE SUCKER SHUT!!!
You DO NOT want to be spoiled for this movie, friend. No no no!!
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
Aaaaaaah, I feel your soothing words of comfort as I chant my mantra - "You've waited this long, wait a little longer." In addition, I gave the book to my most trusted neighbor and told her in no uncertain terms, no matter how much I pound on her door in the middle of the night and scream that I have changed my mind and I MUST HAVE MY SERENITY, she is not allowed to give it to me, and has to walk me through my 12-step program. I should be alright in 29 days or so.
Now, if only I can find some local "Bawlmer" Maryland Browncoats, I would be in Nirvana, or in my bunk, or both!
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Originally posted by Ineedmoreserenity:
Now, I am forced to either tie myself to my chair until the 30th, put the book into my safe-deposit box, or bury it in the backyard until the temptation passes.
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I am not sure how long I can resist the "Siren's Song" but, with all of your help, I will try! Please send words of encouragement my way, as I am weak....
You are stronger than temptation! Remember that you are a Browncoat. We do the impossible and that makes us mighty!
And if the safety deposit box doesn't seem enough, give the key to someone you trust, and make them promise NOT to give it back until Oct. 1st. And if they're a browncoat ('cause who else could you trust, hmm?) DON'T tell them what's in the box!!!
Or what bank the box is in.
Come to think of it, maybe you should take it to a bank in another town...
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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.
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Better yet, take each page, rip it out, and post them places as advertisements. Then wait till you see the movie, and buy ANOTHER copy! Can't sink enough money into the Browncoat cause :)
Meanwhile, my copy just shipped today...can't wait...
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What shipping speed did you order?
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Originally posted by Forrestwolf:
Better yet, take each page, rip it out,
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
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Send it to me! I'll keep it very safe, I promise! Plus what did the darn thing cost?
-Taylor
http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com
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**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3**
**Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**
River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
Send it to me! I'll keep it very safe, I promise! Plus what did the darn thing cost?
-Taylor
http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com
http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera
**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3**
**Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**
River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
It cost $13.57 from Amazon.com, a lot cheaper than therapy for my obsession!
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