OH LORDY! IT'S CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #40
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, September 5, 2005 16:10
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Inara: Kaylee, what is that?
Kaylee (OS): Oh, it's the shiniest thing... I bought it on the station. They call it a tribble. Isn't it sweet?
Wash's hair/The Tribble: Purr, Purrrr..
Inara: Adorable, but maybe you should check with Mal..
Kaylee: Oh, Cap'n won't mind. What harm could it do?
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Wash didn't mind Zoe's choice of sex therapist but the way she looked at their naked bodies was unnerving.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Gorrammit!! Two caption games in the same week?! Has that ever happened...no, I guess not since the other's only on #4. :)
What happened...did I magically become funny or something?
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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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INARA (thinking to self): I like his legs...and where his legs kinda curve up...there...like that. And then his arms, oh, his arms!
*clearly mimicing Wash's adoration of Zoe from "Safe"*
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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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Inara was a little nervous. She had never had a Wookie as a client before.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
"Wiccy", short for Wiccanslyr, a very prominent S.O.B. (Southern Ohio Browncoat) whom I have had the pleasure to meet a couple times.
And I could SO imagine her in that role!
*Whispers* She's a tad crazy, and doesn't much hide what she's thinking. That's why we love her!
And then, there are the issues with the lemurs!
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
You also forgot to mention her lurid obsession with Adam...Star Quest II anyone? Dear lord that was a bad movie...
BWAH!
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Inara(thinking): NOW I know what Zoe sees in Wash...or rather, what she sees ON him. Lao-tyen boo! I need me some of that.
OR
Inara: Wash?
Wash(concentrating on flying): Hmm?
Inara yanks his underpants
Wash: AHHH!
Inara: I bet you didn't see that coming!
OR
Inara: Holy go se, Kaylee! You should shave that thing down, Prairie Harpy or no.
(right, so, umm...a dirty mind is better than no mind at all, right? *g*)
BWAH!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
You also forgot to mention her lurid obsession with Adam...
You are quite correct, TCM. Wiccy's interest in Adam ranges WAY beyond casual.
I suppose that in my mind, the lemur thing has blotted out other, more conventional obsessions...

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Wash: Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Inara: Well, now that you mention it, yes! Mmmmmmm... Warrior Women......
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
"Wiccy", short for Wiccanslyr, a very prominent S.O.B. (Southern Ohio Browncoat) whom I have had the pleasure to meet a couple times.
And I could SO imagine her in that role!
*Whispers* She's a tad crazy, and doesn't much hide what she's thinking. That's why we love her!
And then, there are the issues with the lemurs!
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
Prominent S.O.B.? DUDE I'm a prominent Browncoat in general!
Just say'nAnd yes, it is SO something I'd do and I'm heading to D*C tomorrow so I just might

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Also, you CANNOT blame ME for the Lemur Porn! That was ALL John!
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