Let fox have their cake, well we eat it too

POSTED BY: Dundee
UPDATED: Monday, May 5, 2003 13:53
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DUNDEE

Monday, May 5, 2003 2:24 AM

shows fox needs to make if they refuse to bring back firefly

---”The bachelor” with Jayne

Host : these are the girls who will be fighting for the heart of our bachelor
Jayne: ...Ill be in my bunk

----TV church on Sunday mornings

Book: now all my children although the good book is quite clear on the topic of killing, remember also that it is a might fuzzier on the topic of kneecaps

---Saturday Morning “education” children cartoon

Stegosaurus: This is a fertile land and we will thrive, we will rule over this land and we shall call it…. this land
T Rex: I think we should call it your grave
Stegosaurs : Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal
T Rex: hahaha mine is an EVIL laugh NOW DIE
Stegosaurs : ahhh oh god no, dear god in heaven

---“Survivor “ With the firefly crew

Episode 3.141592 Mal gets voted off

Mal: (loads gun ) Now I played your game, got nothing but trouble since I did not to mention a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear, I play your game then I get payed
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now this is the kinda stuff they need on tv, i know i sure as hell would watch this stuff am i alone in this thinking

Dear diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy,
Today we where kidnapped my hill folk never to be seen again, it was the best day ever.

GAMBIT3

Monday, May 5, 2003 3:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dundee:
---“Survivor “ With the firefly crew

Episode 3.141592 Mal gets voted off

Mal: (loads gun ) Now I played your game, got nothing but trouble since I did not to mention a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear, I play your game then I get payed
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Um... I thought I thought I saw Pi in there?

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Kaylee, will you marry me?

VETERAN

Monday, May 5, 2003 4:02 AM

Pretty funny.

More lines for the "Bachelor":

.."Mal can I start sexin' this one."
..."The Living Legend needs some eggs."
..."I could get nekked."

DUNDEE

Monday, May 5, 2003 4:55 AM

Quote:
More lines for the "Bachelor":

.."Mal can I start sexin' this one."
..."The Living Legend needs some eggs."
..."I could get nekked."

we also forgot

... "thats why i never kiss em on the mouth"
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and yes pi is in there, why? we arnt to sure

Dear diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy,
Today we where kidnapped my hill folk never to be seen again, it was the best day ever.

BRTICK

Monday, May 5, 2003 8:15 AM

Yummy. Cake.

Keep Flying!

KOFFEE

Monday, May 5, 2003 1:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dundee:
now this is the kinda stuff they need on tv, i know i sure as hell would watch this stuff am i alone in this thinking

Sure would make it alot more interesting than it is now.

Most of todays "Reality TV" makes me want to

Though I must confess

, and you can shoot me now

, but I did watch Nashville Star

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