CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #39
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, August 29, 2005 16:01
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Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
JAYNE: Mal! Help, it's one of them crazy girls from Firefly Fans dot net!
MAL (OS): Yer on yer own there, pal.
HEY!!!
Heeheehee, sorry! But it's said with the deepest affection for you ladies! *huggles y'all*
-Taylor
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**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2**
River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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What do you mean you sold me to the whorehouse to pay for a new compression coil? Mal? Mal!
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through another world)
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This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review
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JAYNE: "She's got WHAT!?"
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JAYNE: "Mal, I'm gonna need my cut early!"
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GIRL: "Granma will love you!"
JAYNE: "GRANMA!?!?!?!?"
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Jayne: She charges how much?!?
OR
Jayne (to the woman on the left): Watch where you're stickin' that gorram thing!
OR
Jayne: What? She kept sayin' Jayne is a girl's name. I've gotta show her my man parts!
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While most people seem to think Jayne's impression of a cat caught in the mule's headlights is lame, these fashionable ladies take a likening to it.
OR
Jayne: Whoa, girl, that ain't Vera you're squeezing!
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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On second thoughts taking the sexbot for a swim last night wasn't such a great idea...
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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To his horror, Jayne's johnson popped off and flew away just as things were getting interesting.
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Originally posted by oddness2her:
To his horror, Jayne's johnson popped off and flew away just as things were getting interesting.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Brilliant!
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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.
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Girl : Look Momma! This one's got all his teeth! Can I keep 'im?
Jayne: Simon! Help?
Simon: I'm a "Doctor" not a "Dentist" .
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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