CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #39
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, August 29, 2005 16:01
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If wishes were steaks we'd all be playing Caption Tightpants...and wei! here we are! So without further jabber jabber jabber, our landslide winner from last week:
Congrats, SimonWho, now a THREE TIME WINNER! Another great caption! And now, a nice scene about why Jayne shouldn't breed (but probably has several times over...)
Jayne is horrified to find out what a reverse atomic wedgie feels like. Even more horrified by the fact that it was done to him by a girl.
Lame, I know, but I am on a schedule here, and you get to take time to do better, so let's see 'em!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
"They all got girl parts, right?"
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I can see you.
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Erm, what da ya mean ladyboy Mal?
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Grip.... too... tight!!
OR
Jayne: She's my sister?!?!?!
River (OS): Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Jayne: NOOOOOOOOO!!
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Originally posted by citizen:
Erm, what da ya mean ladyboy Mal?
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
Made me lol... no really.
She understands, she doesn't comprehend
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But I wanted a boy whore!
"This is not a time for extraordinary men."
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Jayne learns that super glue really does work.
Keep shiny!
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Sometimes you just gotta grab the Jayne by the belt and hump him into submission.
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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JAYNE:"She's got my belt Mal!There's nuthin i can do!"
OR
JAYNE:"Why did you grab my belt woman?!?!I already said i'm coming with you!"
BLONDE:"Just trying to make it HARDER for you."
(P.S-gotta love suggestive innuendos)
OR
MAL(os)*to blonde*:"You should probably know sumthin before you go off to your room, but Jayne here....he's STILL A VIRG..."
JAYNE:"SHUT IT MAL!!!"
OR
JAYNE:"I'll be in HER bunk!"
OR
(subtitle for jayne being grabbed at the belt: )
"PWN3D!!"
OR
MAL(OS):"And here i thought Jayne was sly..."
OR
Jayne strangely begins to sing michael jackson songs as the woman, the crew realizes, grabbed onto more than Jayne's belt.
OR
BLONDE:"Come to my room!Spanky will just loooove you!"
JAYNE:"Spanky?!?!?"
OR
BOOK(os):"You're going to the special hell..."
JAYNE:"Towubbawho?"
OR
MAL(os):"Okay, let's get to work..."
JAYNE:"Waaayyyy ahead of you Cap'n"
OR
MAL(os):"That one's sorta horrific."
OR
NATHAN(os):"You think any of us will get lucky once this movie comes out?"
ADAM:"Well i might!"
(trailer spoofy goodness)
OR
JAYNE:"Help me Mal!This "Paris" girl wants me to be in a dirty tape with her!"
MAL(os):"That sounds familiar..."
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