Look! Up in the sky! It's...CANARDMAN!!
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Friday, August 19, 2005 14:41
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Rocketed to Earth as a small child from his home planet, Distractem, and taken in as a foster child by Ma and Pa Bush, he now fights a neverending battle for distortion and circumvention of the facts, selective justice, and the Corporate-American way!
He draws power from his neo-con human batteries, such as Lynchaj and Hero (along with most red-state folk), to do battle with the likes of SignyM, SeargentX, Rue, Ginobiffaroni, Citizen, R1Z, SevenPercent, HKCavalier, and a host of others (Chrisisall hides from him like the bitty little punk that he is).
LOOK! Up in the sky!
Is it the truth? Is he being plain?
NO!
It's CANARDMAN!
This fall on the FOX network Chrisisall
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You forgot Sevenpercent, who is unto Rue as Robin is unto Batman - Or some other comic sidekick who shows his head rarely to assist the superhero against the forces of evil- 
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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.
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Sorry, I did it on the fly. It's corrected now.
Series creator Chrisisall
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Quote:Batman would, of course, he'd have some little Kryptonite trick up his sleeve, and that'd be all she wrote.
Originally posted by lynchaj:
It is like arguing who would win a fight between Superman and Batman.
UNLESS...
Canardman tricked him into believing there was no real fight, and then distracted him with reports of WMD's (weird malevolent demons) so as Superman could get the drop on him.
Of course, then Canardman would use Batman's Kryptonite gizmo to finish the job himself, 'cause he likes to come out on top...
Head writer, too Chrisisall
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Canardman ???
http://canardman.skyblog.com/
a soccer loving French neo-con
hated by his own, dispised by everyone else
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And then there's some of us who stagger out of our dissertation-induced caves, weakly lob a grenade or two at canardman, and then slink back underground for another month or so...
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*wanders in*
Yay I got my name mentioned in print!
*ticks box*
Right now on to step two...
*marches off laughing evily*
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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Canardman est tres jolie, no?
Executive producer Chrisisall
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Do you drive out of your D.I. Cave in the Soupcatchermobile?
Six season contract w/Fox Chrisisall
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Nah. The second soupcatchermobile doesn't fit. Cave opening too small. The first soupcatchermobile is sitting dead under a tarp 
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Here's soupcatchermobile #2 on her maiden voyage (California to Texas and back in a weekend).
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