CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #38 - Can't stop THIS signal!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 11:59
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*Jayne watches in awe as Mal demonstrates the power of the Browncoat Bitchslap*
Given sufficent thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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After seeing Duece Bigelow 2, Mal steals one of TJ's lines:
Feel my pimp hand!
"This is not a time for extraordinary men."
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Quote:
Originally posted by dragonwine:
Mal: Did I just hear someone say Serenity comics for sale at 10 times cover price?
Jayne: Uh oh!
Mal: Where's my gorram gun!?
now THAT is funny!!
No, it's shiny! I like to meet new people; they've all got stories.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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MAL: “Jayne, do you see that bald guy sitting over there? He look familiar to you? I swear he’s been in every bar we’ve frequented since we set foot on this rock…”
JAYNE: (Thinking) “What day is it?!”
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shiny:
MAL: Live long and prosp --
JAYNE: Them pointy-ears don't look to happy; you sure you're doin' that right?
I love this one!
"Man has an evil side, Pinky." -Brain
"Front or back?" -Pinky
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Jayne: So that's what Zoe looks like nekkid.
Mal: Huh. Never thought Wash would agree to that part of the plan...
or (since crossovers are all the rage)
Jayne: What are those rutting midgets doing dancing on the table?
Mal: Jayne, they're Hobbits. And they're drunk.
"You are on the Global Frequency."
http://www.frequencysite.com
http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com
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White Christmas reference! Awesome!
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NATHAN:"Is the camera on? No? So i can do this? HAHAHA! What if i do this....
ADAM:"No Nathan! Not here! Not ever!"
OR
NATHAN(to cameraman):"You awake? Hellooooo..."
OR
MAL:"Umm, hullo Stacy...."
JAYNE:"DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!Evil hose beast...."
OR
NATHAN:"I don't care how good i look in these tightpants, but the action scene is over there!"
OR
JAYNE:"Cut it out Cap'n, Inara ain't gonna wanna talk with you with that sly fan you got there."
OR
MAL:"Gorammit! Why isn't she looking over here! I'm waving and everything!"
JAYNE:"Maybe it's the hair."
INARA(os):"Yup.Definately the hair."
MAL:"What's wrong with my hair?"
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More to come!EXCELLENT!
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www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Quote:
Booming Voice (OS): Please, just ignore the man behind the fan!
Mal: That’s the Wizard? Doc?
Jayne: Mal what’s Simon doing with that microphone?
Or
Mal: Evil Hand! Evil Hand! Beware the Evil Hand!
Lindsey (from Angel): Hey! That’s my line!
KMS
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.”
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Jayne's learned monologue on politics and human rights had been one clue, but it took pushing back the fan and seeing Inara and Saffron half-naked and intertwined to make Mal realise that he was indeed dreaming.
OR:
River adding juggling geese to her repertoire of talents wasn't particularly surprising by this point, but it did make for strangely compelling viewing.
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"She was naked, and all ... articulate."
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