Something fun.....Search for BEST FIREFLY QUOTE!
POSTED BY: Dundee
UPDATED: Friday, April 25, 2003 01:30
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what about "some people juggle geese" ?
i don't really think this is funny, kind of at all. but you just know that joss thinks it's absolutely hysterical, which is enough to always give me a jossy happy 
i'll also vote for "a special hell" when he's poking his head out from around the corner 
- emily
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"We applied the cortical electrodes, but were unable to get a neural response from either patient."
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Just ignore the first one in my signature but the second one was cut from the pilot. Dobson was funnier in the original pilot.
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DOBSON: Okay. I can see you're not an idiot.
DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...
ZOE: I wish there was another way...
DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...
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Mal: Darn! *kick* (CRUNCH!GRIND!SHRED!)
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Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?
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Originally posted by Kaythryn:
So far I've got ownership positions for five other cloning companies- Book, Zoë, Jayne, River, and Inara Cloning companies. (I'm holding my Wash and Kaylee companies for Sarah, and Hotforkaylee if they are interested.)
Got things set up and they are just so darn cute I don't know if I can part with any. But if you tell me that I have to Kaythryn I will. Although I think we should raise prices a little.
MAL: I know it's a difficult mission...
but you and I... have to get it on.
ZOE: I understand. We have no choice.
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
JAYNE: Now somethin' about that is just
downright unsettling.
WASH:(As he leads Zoe away) We'll be in our bunk.
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"I'll say a prayer for him tonight."
'He's agnostic.'
"Then I'll say half a prayer."
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Originally posted by Lerxst:
Mal: Darn! *kick* (CRUNCH!GRIND!SHRED!)
Hahaha... That's my favorite Firefly moment and It's a great quote.
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DOBSON: Okay. I can see you're not an idiot.
DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...
ZOE: I wish there was another way...
DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...
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Posted by Hotforkaylee:
Although I think we should raise prices a little.
What?!? How much do you think it will cost us to clone Firefly characters? I don't want to cheat any browncoats out of their hard earned coin.
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:Quote:
Posted by Hotforkaylee:
Although I think we should raise prices a little.
What?!? How much do you think it will cost us to clone Firefly characters? I don't want to cheat any browncoats out of their hard earned coin.
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
Your right, but they are hard to part with. I don't want to cheat anyone but instead of 14.95 maybe 19.95? After all, these are quality clones. Isn't it hard to part with the Simons? Once again, you are the boss, so I'll go with whatever you say.
MAL: Maybe he won the Miss Persephone Pageant.
Just help me look.
KAYLEE: Is that him?
MAL: That's the buffet table.
KAYLEE: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?
MAL: Fine. Don't make yourself sick.
Rob-keeper of the Kaylee clones, but I listen to what Kaythryn says.
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"I think you just hit a nerve. Vorlons must owe them money or something."
"This also tells they understand our language. They are just not willing to speak to us using that."
"Who knew they were French?"
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$19.95 for my very own Kaylee clone? Do you have to teach them or do they come pre-programed?
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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...
ZOE: I wish there was another way...
DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...
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Originally posted by Talrius:
$19.95 for my very own Kaylee clone? Do you have to teach them or do they come pre-programed?
Yes they are clones but they are still human. Kaylee has all of her memories up until Objects In Space. For an additional 9.95 I guess we could provide a 'blank slate'. Remember she is still a person.
CABOTT: It's not as good as last year.
KAYLEE: Oh really? What'd they have last year?
CABOTT: Standards.
BANNING: Who made your dress, Kaylee?
KAYLEE: Oh, do you like it? When I saw the ruffles, I just couldn't resist.
BANNING: You ought to see to your girl.
KAYLEE: Shuh mu? = "What?"
BANNING: Your girl. She's not very good. She made you a dress that looks like you bought it in a store.
KAYLEE: Oh, I didn't know.
MURPHY: Why Banning Miller. What a vision you are in your fine dress. It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that getup. Course your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it again.
(Banning stalks off, followed by the other women.)
MURPHY: Forgive my rudeness. I cannot abide useless people.
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"Yes, and I'm prepared to give you one, Commander, as soon as the room stops spinning."
"This station creates gravity by rotation. It never stops spinning."
"Well, you begin to see my problem."
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