Serenity² or how I learned to stop worrying and love the weirdness
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UPDATED: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 08:55
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Thank'e kindly.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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*Wonders what PepsiMilk is...*
mmm, pub good...
*wonders if he can hack a website and replace the pages with something insulting about the authors...*
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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The thing is, they don't need naughty bits, they just need pictures that suggest naughty bits will be displayed after you become a member.
It's one of the great universal lies: "We get much more hardcore but only for members." That and Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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Directions
1.Start at Your House.
2.Make your way to London Heathrow Airport.
3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to DallasFort WorthAirport.
4.Hire car at DallasFort WorthAirport.
5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles.
6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
7.Bear left onto International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" follow for 2.9 miles
8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2 miles
9.Then continue on US287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
10."US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for104.0 miles
12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
13.Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" follow for 7.8 miles
15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
16.Take the Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for1.7 miles
17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" – follow for 0.1miles
18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"
Now that's the way to Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!
http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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What?
For a minute there I thought you were trying to find me...no such luck.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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Quote:
What?
*SINGS*
Do you know the way to Amarillo:
http://www.twisted-imaginings.com/Tony%20Christie%20-%20Is%20This%20Th
e%20Way%20To%20Amarillo%20peter%20kay-%20L.mp3
Quote:
For a minute there I thought you were trying to find me...no such luck.
Well, I'm in the right part of the world, so while I'm here...*taps a policman on the shoulder*
Excuse me could you direct me...
Boy, your a gonna regret interupting my here doughnut...
*is worried what the cop is intending on doing with his trunchoen...*
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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Amirllo is quite a drive from here. I'd recoomend staying at the airport and taking a flight to Tulsa...much eaiser.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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I like driving more than flying, but my accelerator foot gets tired...
And I've got the hire car now...
I've got to stay awake till two, and for once I'm actually tired...
meh, its 00:46, so not long now...
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i don't think that's what i read the first time....must be the sleep thing.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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