Something fun.....Search for BEST FIREFLY QUOTE!
POSTED BY: Dundee
UPDATED: Friday, April 25, 2003 01:30
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XenArc,
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ROTFLMAO!
oh Shiney!
Can we branch out and get me a Mal (or two) too?
Do you have a garage? Great. I appoint you the owner of the Hot Malcolm Reynolds Clones Company (a branch of the Hot Simon Tam Clones Company).
Anyone interested in running their own company? I'm hiring.
So far I've got ownership positions for five other cloning companies- Book, Zoë, Jayne, River, and Inara Cloning companies. (I'm holding my Wash and Kaylee companies for Sarah, and Hotforkeylee if they are interested.) If there is a demand I might even open up a Badger, Patience, Niska, Saffron, or Blue Hands Cloning Companies, but I think the risk to the clones lives might be too high, considering their “bad guy” status, thus raising my insurance.
I was thinking that on the side of selling these clones, we could rent them out for parties and diner dates. Whoa, starting to feel like a Firefly Clone Pimp. Scratch that, we’ll just sell, the price is reasonable enough.
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
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Originally posted by Kaythryn:
So far I've got ownership positions for five other cloning companies- Book, Zoë, Jayne, River, and Inara Cloning companies. (I'm holding my Wash and Kaylee companies for Sarah, and Hotforkeylee if they are interested.) -------------------------------------
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
I'll have the garage cleaned out by morning. Would it be wrong to use one of the clones to go to work for me?
Oh, and thanks for thinking of me.
Quote:
"At least a dozen ships have reported seeing something rather godlike in the area, and since neither you nor I were there, it must be one of the First Ones."
"You are having delusions of grandeur again."
"Well, if you're gonna have delusions, you may as well go for the really satisfying ones."
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Shiny! Put me down for a Simon. Or maybe two. 
I'd also be interested in starting up a Jayne-operation in my laundry room (I don't have a garage) but I don't think the boys (the Simons and the Jaynes) would get along. Come to that I don't think the Jaynes would get along with the other Jaynes. Perhaps if the Jaynes were given distemper shots before we equiped them with clone-Veras?
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The All Time Best Firefly Quote is, and I think this is pretty obvious:
"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
As for cloning Wash, I'll do it. But I'm keeping all the clones to make a hot and sexy army to march on fox hq. They can fly, shoot, fix stuff and make wisecracks. Invincible, I tell you!
Sarah
I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case
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Mal's comment to Kaylee about the state of the engine room.
"What happened in there ?... were there monkeys?"
And damned if I can remember the exact phrase, but Book expounding on how "the good book" was vague on the subject of kneecaps was priceless as well.
Oh yes, and most infamous.. "Hair, HAAAIIRR !!" -River.
-Frem
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how bout these 2:
Wash: "Oh my god! We're all doomed! Who's flying this damn thing!?...... Alright that would be me!"
or
Mal: "I'm lost, i'm angry and i'm armed"
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how bout these 2:
Wash: "Oh my god! We're all doomed! Who's flying this damn thing!?...... Alright that would be me!"
or
Mal: "I'm lost, i'm angry and i'm armed"
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Jayne: Hey! Free soup!
Not sure why, but it makes me laugh every time.
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I love Train Job! The top 3 are my all time favorite.
Zoe, “Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
Jayne, “You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here!”
Mal, "Sheriff: “A man can get a job, he might not look to close at what that job is. But a man learns all the details of a situation like ours, well, then he has a choice.”
Mal: “I don't believe he does.”
The rest are just very good. I wanted to choose at least one from each person.
From OMR:
Kaylee: “Don't feel bad, he makes everybody cry. He's a monster.”
Mal: “I'm not a monster!”
Saffron: “Show me the stars.”
Wash: (muttering in Chinese, then...) “I wish I was somebody else right now!”
Wash: “Somebody not... madly in love with a beautiful woman, who can kill me with her pinky.”
Mal: “Hey! It's a lot easier to pull things apart than to put 'em right. You're still the best mechanic floatin'!”
(kisses Kaylee on the top of her head)
Wash: “Captain, don't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy?”
Mal: “Well, sometimes I just can't help myself!”
Shindig:
Inara: “I like watching the game. Like a lot of situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back.”
Safe:
River,"River: “You gave up everything you had to find me. You found me broken.”
Simon, steps up to join River, "Light it."
Jaynestown:
Kaylee: “Have good sex!”
Book: “It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something.”
Book: “You don't fix faith, River, it fixes you.”
In general I love everything that Jayne says.
Oh, how about:
Mal: “Here's how it is. Earth got used up, so we terraformed a whole new galaxy of earths. Some rich and flush with the new technologies, some, not so much. The central planets, them as formed the Alliance, waged war to bring everyone under their rule. A few idiots tried to fight it, among them, myself. I'm Malcolm Reynolds, captain of Serenity. We got a good crew, fighters, pilot, mechanic. We even picked up a preacher, and a bona fide Companion. There's a doctor, too. Took his genius sister out of some Alliance camp, so they're keeping a low profile. You got a job, we can do it. Don't much care what it is.”
Better stop now. So many to choose from.
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