Something fun.....Search for BEST FIREFLY QUOTE!
POSTED BY: Dundee
UPDATED: Friday, April 25, 2003 01:30
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"If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to burn in the special level of hell...the one reserved for child molesters...and people who talk in the theater."
Near burst my spleen with mirth over that one!
Department of Redundancy Department
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I also love the part later, when they're on the bridge, and Book says something like: "You kissed her? Well, isn't that special?"
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Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?
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KAYLEE: Looks like they've jerry-rigged it with a
pressure catch. It's the only thing that'd
work with all these spare parts. We could
probably bypass that easy, we get to the
DC line.
MAL: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you
really think you can do this?
KAYLEE: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up,
not like you'll be able to yell at me.
Quote:
"There's a Martian war machine outside, and it wants to speak to you about the common cold."
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Simon and Early's scene: "Are you a lion?" -
"Am I a lion? I might as well be, I have a might roar."
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Yet to be filmed episode-
SIMON: I love you Kaythryn, marry me?
KAYTHRYN: Yes! Oh my God! I thought you'd never ask!
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
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Originally posted by Kaythryn:
Yet to be filmed episode-
SIMON: I love you Kaythryn, marry me?
KAYTHRYN: Yes! Oh my God! I thought you'd never ask!
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
Looks like someone has been helping Succatash with that really good pot. Just kidding Kaythryn.
MAL:I'm not married!
I'm sorry. You-you have very nice qualities, but
I didn't ever marry you.
BOOK:I believe you did. Last night.
MAL:How drunk was I last night?
JAYNE:Well I dunno. I passed out.
Quote:
"The Universe hates me you know. I don't know why; I've never done anything to the Universe to... Well, alright. A few things, but after a while you'd think it would be enough."
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Simon, you're marrying Kaythryn? But I thought you loved me! *Bursts into tears*
But as far as actual quotes there are so many good one's, but - MAL: "I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge, not an ideal location. Thinkin' a place in the middle." - is one of my very faves.
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Wash: "You want a slinky dress? I'll buy you a slinky dress. Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?"
Jayne: "I'll chip in."
Zoe (to Jayne): "I can hurt you."
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Posted by Lupa:
Simon, you're marrying Kaythryn? But I thought you loved me! *Bursts into tears*
I'm sorry Lupa, but yes, we're engaged. It's going to be a June wedding and you're all invited.
I'm not good at sharing, especially when it comes to men, so we really only have one option for satisfying all of the Simon lusters out there.
Simon Tam MUST BE CLONED!
I'll start a Simon Tam Cloning Company in my garage and sell them on Ebay for 14.95 plus shipping and handling. With an extra two dollars, and a coupon off the box of the last Simon Tam you bought, your new Simon Tam comes complete with his famous red sun glasses from "Serenity". Buy two and you have the option of getting another one free of charge, or a gift certificate for a free Simon Tam to give as a gift to your friends or family. If you buy more than 30 at a time you are responsible for pick up, and the shipping and handling costs are waved.
You’re personal Simon is packaged shirtless, but complete with two full suitcases. In there you will find Core clothes, his famous encyclopedia, and medical equipment that only your clone is licensed to handle. As with any good cloning company, the Simon Tam Cloning Company offers accessories online such as Dr. Tam’s hospital gown, stethoscope, space suit, etc.
www.HotSimonTamClones.Kaythrynsclones.com/accessories
Your Simon Tam has a life long company guarantee, though it may become damaged in extreme circumstances that the company cannot be held responsible for. A list will be included in your owners manual packaged with your Simon Clone. Such problems may include gun shot wounds, beatings, and/or burning at the stake.
Please direct your questions and/or comments to Kaythryn at Abbynormalartist@yahoo.com
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
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