CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #37
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 14:50
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T-rex: "Whaddaya mean you haven't thought up any good captions?!?!?!? YOU DIE NOW!!!!!"
or
Steg: "This guy's SERIOUSLY creeping me out."
Rex: "Yeah....let's make a break for it!"
Wash: "Mutiny eh? Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain i go tie you to a stovetop with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here!"
(a la Mal) hyup. That's my best. Sad, isnt it? I just dont see how teh Spaceballs can be beat now.
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Quote:
Rex: I'm the Half-Blood Prince!
Steggie: No! I'm the Half-Blood Prince!
Mal (OS): Damn it, Wash! I told you you can read the new Harry Potter when I'm done!
KMS
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Here are a few more:
Jayne (OS): Well that's all kinds of unsettling.
OR
Stegosaurus: Well. That's the last time I tell him to bite me.
OR
T-Rex: Sir, the stegosaurus is trying to neck with me. Is there any way you could swap me out for the brontosaurus?
What can I say? Puns are funny.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
WASH: Arghhh.
JAYNE(OS): giggle
KAYLEE(OS): Has anyone seen my epoxy?
I'm not too good at this.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Wash was angry that the Juggling Geese he was given had not yet evolved into birds.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
T-rex: NOW DIE Stega-Jayne!
Stega-Jayne: I'm sorry I put the Brontosaurus and Triceratops in the microwave. Please don't hurt me T-Wash, I...arggghghhh(death rattle).
Jayne(os): Knock it off, Wash! Even Stitch Hessian didn't hold a grudge that long.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Wash was angry that the Juggling Geese he was given had not yet evolved into birds.
Heehee, this one has my vote!
Now mine:
Dinos (thinking): Um, doesn't he realize we're both dudes?
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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T-rex: Remember the good ol' days back in the playroom?
Steggo: Yeah, I wish Woody and Buzz were still here...
Jayne(OS): I gotta buzz *hic*...AND a woody! Heh...I'll be *hic* in my bunk...
(okay, so that is one kind of horrific, but I'm not the guy who made a kids' movie with the main characters named Buzz & Woody. 
)
OR
Stego: No power in the 'Verse can st--
T-rex: DIE! *chomp*
Stego: AUGH! *gurgle gurgle*
OR
Stego: OW! You BIT me!
T-rex: Sorry! I heard you were made of chocolate!
Stego: That's RIVER, dumbass!
T-rex: My bad...
OR
Because teenage pranks are fun before you are about to die, Wash decideds to leave a load of protein in his chair to give the Alliance CSI guys something to think about...
(yeah, another kind of horrific! 
)
BWAH!
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