CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #37
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 14:50
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Wash: Grrrr.....Rawr
Mal (OS)whispering: But the Hanson Brothers used cars not dinosaurs
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"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."
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Here's a long one, but good one:
[Playing with his dolls]
WASH:[as Dark Helmet] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
WASH[as Vespa]: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
WASH(Dark Helmet): Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
WASH(Vespa): No, no, leave me alone!
WASH(Dark Helmet): No, kiss me!
WASH(Vespa): No! Stop!
WASH(Dark Helmet): Yes, yes!
WASH(Vespa): Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!
MAL BURSTS IN(os): WASH!
WASH: WHAT?
MAL(os): You're needed in the engine room!
WASH: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
MAL(os): Okaaayy.....
WASH: Did you see anything?
MAL(os): No Wash, I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
[MAL leaves]
WASH: Good!
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Despite being the future, inter-species breeding still didn't quite work.
OR
Kiss and make up, gorramit!
OR
Mal (OS): Perhaps having Wash teach the crew CPR wasn't your brightest idea.
Simon (OS): Indeed.
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Zoe (OS): Wash, dear, put those away and come to bed. I said I was willing to try new things, but this is too much.
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As stegosaurus suddenly and inexplicably lunged for T-rex's exposed neck, Wash realised that this was not the first time today that he had felt cause to be concerned by the violent actions of his newly transplanted right hand...
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"She was naked, and all ... articulate."
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Quote:
As stegosaurus suddenly and inexplicably lunged for T-rex's exposed neck, Wash realised that this was not the first time today that he had felt cause to be concerned by the violent actions of his newly transplanted right hand...
Hehehehehehehe...
is all...
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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Zoe (OS): Sweetie, I know it's been a while. But I doubt dino role play is going to help much.
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I...DO...NOT...HAVE...LITTLE...FEET!!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Here's a long one, but good one:
[Playing with his dolls]
WASH:[as Dark Helmet] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
WASH[as Vespa]: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
WASH(Dark Helmet): Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
WASH(Vespa): No, no, leave me alone!
WASH(Dark Helmet): No, kiss me!
WASH(Vespa): No! Stop!
WASH(Dark Helmet): Yes, yes!
WASH(Vespa): Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!
MAL BURSTS IN(os): WASH!
WASH: WHAT?
MAL(os): You're needed in the engine room!
WASH: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
MAL(os): Okaaayy.....
WASH: Did you see anything?
MAL(os): No Wash, I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
[MAL leaves]
WASH: Good!
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Spaceballs is nice!
Ahem. Now then...
Wash: ...the Earth puffed up her cheeks and blew out the stars...gorram it...I like my version better...NOW DIE!!!
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Wash: The future is worth fighting for? I think these dinos would disagree!
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Stego: Help! HELP! *gurgle gurgle*
T-Rex: *chomp chomp chomp*
Wash: Hey! It IS all Gojiro's fault!
BWAH!
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