Welcome To Destiny!
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Friday, August 5, 2005 16:07
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I was giving it up for someone else to have some ship antics. I didn't want to hog the spot light.
Jack, Calm and Centered of Destiny
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Ooof! He's heavy! (Because you're so tall and muscular Jack!)
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
Tall, yes. Muscular... Eh. Wash coined it best: Semi-muscular.
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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Where is our intrepid captain?
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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Actually, I already have a sweet baboo, thank you very much. That was a description of Simon... I thought it was obvious :( But I guess I am crazy after all.
I can beat this.
Amylisai, Crazy Sister of Destiny
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Hello...
*voice echoes through the empty ship*
Serenity? Soul? Safe? Where'd every one go?
Sheesh.
Tell a few bad jokes and dance a few numbers and people leave you in the Black with an empty ship.
Jack, Lonely of Destiny
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:Quote:
Originally posted by amylisai:
Hmm, good question Serenity. Are there any bumbling, shy, uptight, but surprisingly handsome and well-dressed brothers onboard who want to try to fix my crazies?
It's just an object...
Amylisai, Crazy Sister of Destiny
And would he like to be my sweet Baboo?
(just kidding!)
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
* TheRealMe goes through the list of qualifications. *
Hmmmm…
Bumbling? Check.
Shy? Check.
Uptight? Check. Check.
Surprisingly handsome? Uh… It could certainly surprise some folks if I were to be considered handsome… Check.
Well dressed… Uh… Well, I’ve “gotten creative” on a resume before! All right, then! No t-shirts and jeans!
TheRealMe, Physician aboard the Destiny
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Thank God, TRM.
They're all gone. It's just us, where'd they all go?
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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Well, Jack, they were all here earlier when I inoculated everyone against the common cold.
Uh, hey, where is my bottle of Worchestershire sauce? I had it right here on the table next to the... medical... serum....
Huh. Where did this full bottle of serum come from?
Hmmm.... A puzzle.
TheRealMe, Physician of the Destiny
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So you inoculated them with Worcestershire sauce.
With needles, so you did it with eyes closed, 'cause you can't stand them, or you did it drunk.
*ship creaking echoes*
And they vaporized.
Can you vaporize an entire crew with Worcestershire sauce?
And where was I?
Oh, I remember. I was marking my way to my bunk from the crew's mess with Serenity's glow in the dark band-aids so I can get to my midnight snacks should the power fail.
*ominous sound of metal fatigue*
Um... Thirty crew and only two accounted for.
You know Serenity was joking about taking on small farm animals for our cargo...
You don't suppose it included...
Bunnies!?!
I mean isn't more logical that they got her?!?!? She made the error that they were nice bunnies. Tried to pet them...
Oh God...
That your inoculation disabled the crew and made them easy pickings for those ravenous rabbits?
*power goes out*
Jesus. They've found the power conduits. What if we're the only ones left?!?!?
*jumps into TRM's arms*
Not again!!!
Jack, Alien Bunny Experiment Victim of Destiny
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Jack, I'm cryin' tears, man, I'm laughing so hard.
And since when am I intrepid? 
Alright crew, time for a sound off. I am a nice guy, but I will start booting off anyone who hangs on without actually helping in whatever games they come up with.
So everyone, SOUND OFF!!
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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