CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #37
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 14:50
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Wash (narrator-like): Wash was mighty upset when Zoe took back her Barbie dolls and so he did what all young men do: Play with dinosaurs who later beat up Barbie and Ken for being so gorram perfect in the first place!
-Taylor
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
ALAN: "Take this you filthy FOX exec for canceling our show!"
Or
Wash: " Watch out Spike the evil T-Rex is out to attack you!"
Mal (O. S.)" Has he been watching childrens movies again?"
Zoe(O. S.):*sighs*
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They say it’s the last song/They don’t know us,you see /Its only the last song/If we let it be
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Woot at SimonWho for the Wonderfalls reference
.... though you beat me to it!
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Wash, thoroughly disturbed by the news of River's psychic powers, grew frustrated when his dinosaurs wouldnt talk to him.
"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.
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Lost scene from 'War Stories'...
WASH, mimicing Zoe: "Sir, you remember the time when we got ATTACKED BY DINOSAURS!"
WASH, mimicing Mal: "Oh, yeah, and your striptease got them to attack each other so we could run away!"
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Alan: And then Nathan said, "$20 for Issue #1? Don't you know who I am?!" and attacked the evil comic store clerk until he sold it for a fair price.
Nathan (OS): "That's not what happened!"
Alan: I like my version better, it has a happier ending.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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And you think I spend my time actually flying this vessel?!!! Muhaahhahahahahha!
OR
If you think you can sing that gorram "Firefly" theme song one more time....
Great way to pass the time until Sept. 30th. This is great! Keep em coming.
Mal: Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle..."
Montesa
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I have another if you'll indulge me:
As he sat down heavily Wash suddenly realised what he had done with the Brontesaurus...
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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Steven Spielberg:(OS): And that's why I only work with CGI dinosaurs
Keep shiny!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sickdude:
Mind if I join in?
Wash: OC-CU-PY-THE-SAME-GOR-RAM-SPACE!!!
I'm not sure why exactly, but I bust out laughing at that one.

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.
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Tyranno: "Cold-blooded?! I'll show you cold-blooded!!"
OR
Tyranno: "Tastes Great!"
Steggo: "Less Filling!"
(showing my age a bit)
OR
When the crew couldn't even afford the shadows for the shadow puppets....
OR
Tyranno: "I know you're hiding those beagles!! NOW TALK!!"
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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