CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #37
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 14:50
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Wash got so annoyed with the sensors he started smashing it with the dinosaurs. It didn't help. In fact the reason it didn't work was he forgot the magic 3 buttons.
My first one, and it's a bit rubbish but never mind
"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die." Mal, Serenity part 1
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Keen to maintain a pacifist exterior, Wash chose to channel his aggressive impulses through role play:
Stegosaurus: Wash, I'm going to take your wife on yet another deadly dangerous mission.
T-rex: Well SIR, Cap'n SIR, let's see how you manage that .... without your head. HAHAHAHA!
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"She was naked, and all ... articulate."
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Brontosaurus: Inappropriate touching!
T-Rex: This isn't fun for anybody.
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EEEK! I can't believe I won!!!
*faints*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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The crew looked on doubtfully as Wash furiously outlined his dream for a "Jurrasic World" theme park.
Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
WASH (as T Rex): GRRR! Die Zoe-saur!!
ZOE (offscreen): What was that, dear?
WASH: Nothing!
...OR
No matter what he did, Wash could not wipe that smile off the face of the T Rex.
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
For the ker-razy Serenity² thread folk out there...
Wash got a mite tetchy after seeing the strange egg his two dinosaurs laid on his console...
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Quote:
T-rex: You wanna go little dino?
Stego: Only if it is someplace with candlelight.
OR
WASH: Mate, gorramit, mate!
T-rex: Stop with the pushing!
Stego: Dude, how do you expect us to do this with you watching?
OR
Once mighty rulers of a fertile kingdom known as THIS LAND, the Plasticosaurs are surprised by the Hobanosaur's arrival and are easily defeated.
OR
WASH teaches Ballroom Dancing to the dinos.
OR
Wash: Gorramit to all ruttin' hell! These 3D puzzles are hard to make the pieces fit!
OR
Wash (voice for stego): Come here and give me a big wet kiss!
Wash (voice for T-rex): Oh yeah!
Wash (voice for both): *Mmmwah mmwah slurp schlorp mmwah!*
Stego(thinking): This is so embarassing.
T-Rex(thinking): This is my favorite role-play!
BWAH!
TCM
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Wash: OC-CU-PY-THE-SAME-GOR-RAM-SPACE!!!
"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson
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My caption: "Reenacting one of Mal and Zoe's crazy war stories with toy dinosaurs never really did them justice."
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