CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #37
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 14:50
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Hoo hooo! Way to go CALLMESERENITY! A classic caption if ever there was one...
BDM - Big Damn Mints! LOL! Now onto everyone's champion geese juggler, shadow puppet master, and fry cook turned pilot, Hoban Washburne!
Wash: --sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
Stego: Dude, what is with this guy? Doesn't he know any other lines?
T-Rex: I know what you mean. If he says "Mine--
Wash: --is an evil laugh now DIE!!!"
T-Rex: That's it! I'm calling my agent. Last time I work as an extra for Joss Hwoondan...
Not my best caption ever. y'all should have no trouble topping it! 
BWAH!
TCM
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Wash: Must. Boost. Signal!
Mal: (OS) Wash? Those aren't tools you know.
Or:
Tran: DIE!
Steg: You can kill me but you CAN'T STOP THE SIGNAL!
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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Wash was furious when someone pulled back the screen and revealed he was using illegal props in his shadow-play.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Wash: Grr! Argh!
or:
Wash: "... and _that_ is how babies are made! Any questions?"
Mal (OS): "Now don't you wish you'd just asked the doctor, Jayne?"
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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WASH:"GORRAMIT!!WHO GLUED MY DINOS TOGETHER!!!"
OR
WASH:"Comon you two!Fight eachother!Would you at least start some sudden but inevitable betrayals or something?"
DINOS:"We prefer cuddling."
OR
JOSS(os):"Would you please cut that out and go get ready, we need to shoot!"
ALAN(as dinos):"GRRrrrrr!!Evil red-haired man says we must leave!We should kill him now!!!"
JOSS(os):"I can fire you."
ALAN:"Leaving!"
OR
BOOK(os)(preaching):"Out here, people struggled to get by with the most basic technologies; a ship would bring you work, a gun would help you keep it. A captain's goal was simple: find a crew, find a job, keep flying.But...HEY!You're not even listening, are you?!?!"
WASH(as dinos):"Aroo?"
OR
Wash is distracted as the evil Black Rubber-Type-Thing-Of-Doom snuck up behind him...
OR
WASH:"HEYHEYHEY!!Tyrone!No hickies!!"
Tyranosaurus:"Phooey."
OR
Wash decides to act out his plan, which is actually an idea that DOES involve violence.
OR
WASH:"WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE MY WIFE SOUP?"
DINOS:"AHHhh stop it!You're hurting us!!!
OR
WASH(as dinos):"Oh god, oh god, we're BOTH going to die!!"
OR
WASH:"Forget that violence is GOING to ensue, violence is ensuing as we speak!!!"
OR
WASH(to dinos):"Now stego, do you swear to love honour, and obey?"
STEGO:"I d...HEY!"
WASH:"Sorry, hehe, couldn't help it."
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Tis all for now!
TCM, feel free to make captions for mine!!!It's here now!
-Noel
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Wash had grown frustrated at the continued failure of his StegoRex Cross-breeding project...
Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.
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*slightly adult response*...
ZOE: "Dear, when I suggested using toys to spice up our sex life..."
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In the Land of the Lost, the little known Washosaur reigns supreme as the Apex predator of an uncivilized land.
No matter how depressed you get, just remember this one important rule:
I am someone's fetish.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Have you not managed to get them to mate yet?
Wash: I'm working on it!
I'll prob post some more after i've had chance to think
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Have you not managed to get them to mate yet?
Wash: I'm working on it!
I'll prob post some more after i've had chance to think
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We achieved the impossible, and that makes us mighty
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