Welcome To Destiny!
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Friday, August 5, 2005 16:07
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Hey, get out of our thread, or I might poke you with this sharp doctor knife thingy!
ACK! *Runs away in terror.*
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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There! I drove that invader away! Heh!
Wow, that's sharp. Uh, hey, am I bleeding?
* Faints and falls over, dropping scalpel. *
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
There! I drove that invader away! Heh!
Uh, hey, am I bleeding?
* Faints and falls over, dropping scalpel. *
Sweet merciful Bob! We gots a bleeder here!
Some one get me the duct tape from the freezer, and the superglue from the handyman's kit!
STAT!
I'm also gonna need a shoelace and a tongue depressor!
*TRM mumbles*
Gorramit man, don't you die on me!
*supplies arrive*
Bandages? Whose idea was that? Was that yours Safe? You stick to waxing, I'm the Chief Nurse around here!
*ties shoelace around head and sticks the tongue depressor in it*
Let's get to work people!
Jack, So Not Qualified to Cut His Own Toenails of Destiny
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Originally posted by CallMeAth:
Oh, is that so? We're #9. Where are you on the list?
Also, we just got Haken.
I do believe that Bugs did it best.
*drops brick in gauntlet and lays the smacketh across*
Our T-shirts will be that much sweeter, InvaderAth!
Jack, Enraged Marshmellow of Destiny
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* Struggles to push Jack away. *
Jack! Jack! I'm okay! Oh, sure, I guess I bled a little bit and fainted. That's no big deal....
I always faint at the sight of blood.
* TheRealMe looks at his bloody finger, his eyes roll back into his head, and he faints again. *
TheRealMe, Physician of the Destiny
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Actually, I'm not feeling too good either...
*slumps over TRM*
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I know! I will be the Ship's Doctor!
Doctor Me!
My son, the doctor! I like the sound of that!
Here, I acquired this awhile back.
*Hands RealMe The Font of Doctorly Knowledge*
Use it wisely!
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Acquisitions Officer - SereniTREE & Destiny.
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Originally posted by CastIronJack:
Oh well, TRM pass the textbook. I'm still not sure if we've got a pair of gallbladders or just one.
I don't have any gallbladders!
Okay, we may not have Haken, the creditaire, but we have the funniest dang crew around. I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
Safe-sorry my dear, I don't think there's anything else I can do about Jack. I've tried everything. I mean, I threatened to shoot him, I duct taped him to a chair; I even gave him dancing lessons! We can either appeal to the Captain, or we can just cope. Or I can shoot him for real.
But he's just too dang funny to kill. (Plus, we need his credits!)
TRM-you okay? Do you need some orange juice and a glow-in-the-dark bandaid?
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Originally posted by GreekToomey:
Wait - rhythm can be learned?
It sure can!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I don't have any gallbladders!
....
TRM-you okay? Do you need some orange juice and a glow-in-the-dark bandaid?
Huh? Oh, thanks, Serenity.
* TheRealMe sips orange juice. *
I'm sorry about that gallbladder. I'll see if I can get you another one, somewhere.
Ooooh! A glow-in-the-dark bandaid! Great idea! We can use them to mark any injuries, and I can operate even in the dark!
Uh, hey, can you help get Jack off me, please?
TheRealMe, Physician of the Destiny
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