CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #35
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 16:15
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Book: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Jayne: No. Yes. Uh, time not space. No. I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Simon(os): Here we see the Jayne in his natural habitat, the dinner table. The glow of the lamp seems to calm the wild beast.
Book: Dear Lord, please allow Simon and River to get off this ship soon. I don't know how much more of his nature documentary monologues I can take.
Keep shiny!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Both men were mesmerized as Inara's attempt at "supper" crawled off the plate and broke into a song and dance.
"That's the buffet table....."
Love it! Made me snigger at work which is pretty hard to do!!
That one gave me a mental image of the Alien spoof from Spaceballs.
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal........"
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Due to his total lack of an over abundace of schooling, Jayne is shocked to finaly learn how babies are made.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Due to a paperwork mixup Upstairs, Book must now inform Jayne that he has indeed been made into a saint.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Originally posted by TCM:
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The weekly staring match didn't bode well for poor Jayne, after losing out to River for the 100th time. Book meanwhile, prayed that his eyes would return to normal.
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Both men were mesmerized as Inara's attempt at "supper" crawled off the plate and broke into a song and dance.
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That one gave me a mental image of the Alien spoof from Spaceballs.
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal........"
Another thing it reminds me of is that scene in Better Off Dead, where Cusack's mom cooked dinner from 2 recipies that had gotten wet and stuck together. It too crawled squishily off the plate.
BWAH!
TCM
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Book: Sorry, Jayne.
Jayne: What for? It ain't like you ratt--WHOA!
*Book snickers as Jayne is overcome by his SBD*
BWAH!
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After hearing the Captain's latest scheme, Book thinks: Oh, Lord, that almost sounds like it will work. I think I've become Mal-adjusted.
Or
Mal discovered hypnotizing Jayne was no problem, but getting Book to stop praying proved impossible.
KMS
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.' --Gizzie
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Jayne can't believe how long Book has had that blue pen balanced on top of his head!
"That's the buffet table....."
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that's hilarious mutt, so funny. even funnier the fact that u seemt o be the first person to reference the blue light above books head, despite the fact it's glaringly funny, i hadn't even noticed it, well done, brilliant
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