How many?

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Thursday, July 21, 2005 15:59
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CHRISISALL

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 3:43 PM

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. There is no shortage of filament. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Just passin' it along Chrisisall

AURAPTOR

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 10:49 PM

'Heh'.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

SERGEANTX

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 11:04 PM

Cute.

not to mention, mean spirited and inflammatory, I like it!

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

SOUPCATCHER

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 11:18 PM

Give that lightbulb a medal!

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 11:41 PM

I hope nobody comes along and labels this as some sort of leftist canard . I have passed along similar jokes about Clinton lying, but he's not in office now, so I'm goin' for who is.
Whoever they are, if they run my country, and they lie to me, they're a target for absurdity.

Which is pretty much everyone, to different degrees.

That's what they get Chrisisall

SIMONWHO

Thursday, July 21, 2005 1:56 AM

I loooooove lightbulb jokes.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to turn it almost all of the way and another to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How many revolutionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many forum members with attention deficit disorder does it take to change a light bulb?
Did you see the new trailer? Wasn't it cool?

SGTGUMP

Thursday, July 21, 2005 11:00 AM

Quote:
Did you see the new trailer? Wasn't it cool?

It was cool, dude. I liked the big noise and shiny things.

FANTASTICLAUGHINGFAIRY

Thursday, July 21, 2005 11:14 AM

Love the joke my friend!
So not the HUGEST fan of the Whitehouse then?
Don't worry, Tony Blair's NEARLY as bad (although you know, Bush takes quite some beating).
Anyhoo - keep smiling!

George Bush & Son Family Butchers

SIGMANUNKI

Thursday, July 21, 2005 3:59 PM

LOL!!! This is one of the key reasons why I love this board

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