CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #35
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 16:15
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Seems good ol'Momma Cobb sent us a special delivery and that special delivery has won week #34!!!
And now our Mercenary of Choice is side by side with the Interstellar Man o' Mystery...
Shepherd Book attempts to conceal his laughter at Jayne who made the mistake of asking what the Shepherds do for fun...and just received an apocalyptic wedgie from Book.
Okay, the Cap'n has turned off the "No Captioning" light, and you are free to think about the funniest things you can come up with for CT#35!
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(inner monologues)
Jayne: Oh no, not now! Go down, go down, go down, go down, please go down...
Book: Oh, God, I just looked at it. Pater noster, qui es in caelis ...
tee hee, erection humor.
(that's the Our Father in Latin, btw)
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden. 
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HUZZAH!!MY HONOUR IS OFFICIALLY FLATTERED!!
*AHEM*
Now, onto Captions....
Oh, and for future reference, i more resemble, if anyone, papa cobb, or Jayne's long-lost younger brother, or possibly son, as i am a 16 year-old male, lol.
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BOOK:"Now Jayne, if you can guess what is in that box, i'll tell you the answers to all your questions..."
JAYNE:"Is it gold?"
BOOK:"......go-se....."
OR
JAYNE:"I just suddenly remembered that i need to go attend to Roberta."
BOOK:"Another one of your guns, Jayne?"
JAYNE:"umm....sure...yes....gun...yeah..."
OR
Unknown to Inara as she arrives on Ariel for her annual physical, Book returns and follows Jayne to the observatory deck.
OR
MORENA(os):"So what did you think of my spongebathing scene?
RON:"..."
ADAM:"I'll be in my bunk..."
MORENA(os):"Wait, Adam, that quote doesn't come up for a few episodes...wait...Eewwwwww..."
OR
Unknown to the rest of the crew, Saffron actually DID pay a visit to Book and Jayne in the Kitchen, and proceeded to wash both of their feet.
JAYNE AND BOOK(in unison):"Whoa. Good Footrub."
OR
BOOK:"Where'd Saffron go?"
JAYNE:"I'm goin to the special hell..."
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MORE TO COME!!!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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BOOK(thinking):"I wonder what's for dinner?"
JAYNE(thinking):"So THAT'S why he called it Serenity...."
OR
RON(harsh whisper):"ADAM!!It's your line!!!"
ADAM(also whispering):"I thought it was yours!!!"
OR
BOOK:"Jayne, was that you?"
JAYNE:"Ah, you smelled that, did you?"
OR
JOSS(os):"Okay Ron, Adam, i know it's 5 in the morning, but here's what you're gonna do, you're going to have to run down to the other end of the ship, help Nathan get his things, run back up here, and then....are you two even listening to me?"
RON/ADAM:*LOUD SNORING*
OR
BOOK/JAYNE:"BEER!!!"
OR
JAYNE(whispering):"Are they gone?"
BOOK(whisper):"No, they're still looking at us, trying to figure out what we might be saying..."
JAYNE(whisper):"You'd think after 34 rounds they would've left us in peace, but noo......"
BOOK(whisper):"Biz-wei and look like you're doing something important!"
OR
BOOK:"I didn't know you could do that with your hat..."
JAYNE:"Neither did I...."
OR
ADAM:"GO-SE!!I forgot to lock my car!!!"
OR
Jayne continues to recuperate after finding out that he had indeed pissed of the volcano.
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Both men exercised a moment of silence after the good shephard let out a little squeaker
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Book(to himself): Dear lord, please help Jayne overcome the fashion disaster of this hideous psychedelic t-shirt.
best i could do, sorry.
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We achieved the impossible, and that makes us mighty
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Jayne: I'm telling you, Shepherd, I'm not possessed. You wanna do an exorcism, try the doc's crazy sister. Now untie me! Uh, what's that for?
Book: (chinese prayers)
River (OS): Fire cleans out impurity.
Jayne: I'm plenty pure. Am I the only one on this boat not crazy? Mal?
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Both men were mesmerized as Inara's attempt at "supper" crawled off the plate and broke into a song and dance.
"That's the buffet table....."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
The sight of the Captain’s new tight pants elicited different reactions from the crew. Jayne couldn’t stop staring in shock, and the Preacher broke out into prayer. Simon fainted, River recited a poem, and Wash and Zoe departed for their bunk. Kaylee and Inara, on the other hand, were delighted.
KMS
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.'---Gizzie
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Book takes 5 loaves and 2 fishes and multiplies them to fill 12 wicker baskets before Jayne’s very eyes.
KAYLEE: So how come you don't care where you're going?
BOOK: 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part.
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