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Haken Haiku

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 8, 2004 01:30
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Saturday, April 12, 2003 4:33 AM

Lora, a favor
can I borrow your brown coat?
thanks, hope you don't mind

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Saturday, April 12, 2003 4:40 AM

I wish more women
Would wear only a brown coat,
I'd get nothing done.

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Saturday, April 12, 2003 6:03 AM

WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING COMMERCIAL ADVERTISEMENT

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Saturday, April 12, 2003 6:28 AM

Butt paste! butt paste?
Succatash, what are we gonna do with you? You always post the craziest, funniest shit. I am gonna go out and buy some for my new babys' butt!


The butt paste browncoat
Succatash makes us laugh hard
And sneeze out some milk

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Who's winning?
I can't really tell, they don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
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Saturday, April 12, 2003 3:19 PM

Browncoats shouldn't sleep
Butt paste posted in the night
Y'all are shiniest

Can you use butt paste
If you are missing your pants?
Get me my brown coat

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Saturday, April 12, 2003 7:10 PM

For Firefly fans, he
Created this shiny site
We owe him big-time!




Ugly crack appears
When you put on a gunbelt
Quick, get some butt paste



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Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?

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Sunday, April 13, 2003 2:00 AM

I need to know this
what can Butt Paste do for me?
I learn without pride

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Sunday, April 13, 2003 8:20 AM

Butt Paste cools the moon
On passionate Summer's night
To cycle once more

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Tuesday, April 15, 2003 12:41 AM

Maniac get drunk
say who the hell is Haken
wake with hangover

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Tuesday, April 15, 2003 8:13 AM

Maniac remorse
For night of debauchery
Haiku gives release

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