Happy Birthday to Me

POSTED BY: Hero
UPDATED: Wednesday, July 13, 2005 00:12
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HERO

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 1:23 PM

Its a real world issue of some local importance. 32 today.

I want to thank God, generous helpings of McDonalds cheeseburgers, second hand smoke, Splenda(tm), liberty, the Mayor of my fine City, my Dad, my Mom, Joss, Glen A. Larson, the makers of Battletech and Classic Battletech (but not the crappy Dark Age line), George Lucas, General Hospital (the show), General Hospital (the local medical facility), the inventor of Digital Video Recorders, and each and every one of you on this fine site (at least those of you who are not raving socialist-commie-terrorist loving jackasses or just plain old Democrats).

Ya'll make a fellow feel right at home. God Bless.

I'd gush more but I'm preparing for trial. Some local knucklehead thinks his International Driving Permit is a valid drivers license here in Ohio and myself and a jury of his peers are going to explain to him the error of his ways and introduce him to the finer points of confined living.

H

CONNORFLYNN

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 6:54 PM

Happy B-Day!!!

JADEHAND

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:11 PM

Happy Birthday to you, and to me in 3 days. 34.

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
Visit www.TheInside.org and see Tim Minear's show Weds. 9:00pm EST.....ah FUX nevermind.

SIGNYM

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:33 PM

Wow. You guys are BABIES!!!! Just wait till you get to be MY age... you won't be celebrating b'days, you'll be strangling them before they've had a chance to draw their first breath and burying them so deep no one will ever find them again!

Happy b'day Hero and Jadehand- may you have many more!

CYBERSNARK

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 12:05 AM

Happy Birthday to all you old guys.

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CHRISISALL

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 12:12 AM

Happy Birthday, Hero. You is one funny dude.
Take it easy on the mudder's milk, though, it sneaks up on ya...
*spills his mudder's milk all over his keyboard an
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