I love Michael Moore and John Kerry and Gay Marriage
POSTED BY: DreamGeezer
UPDATED: Monday, July 29, 2024 16:07
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I've been waiting for some time, and this looked like the thread to do this on.
I am not the Chrisisall some of you know. I am piggybacking his internet connection from far away. I am the Chrisisall of the Osirus Universe.
In our universe our George Bush is not the fuzzy little coward he is in your world. His response to our 911 attack was more direct. He forged an alliance (ha, I knew you geeks would like that word) with China to destroy the offending nations.
Neutron carpet bombing humanely ended the threats to our countries. The few nations that seriously protested were asked the following question: What are you going to do about it?
Religions that are not constructive to the American/Chinese cause have been outlawed. Religious deviants are humanely executed. We live in a free world now. Free from terrorism and radical thought. Together as a family, one corporation, under God.
Oh, and that idiot Chrisisall, always going on about conspiracies as he does- on my world he'd already be dead.
And your show sucks. Mal could've had Niska's whole operation for himself, could have run it all and been rich after they killed him, but of course that wouldn't have 'sat too well' with him. Loser.
PS, I looked in on the universe where Kerry won the election; he started World War 3 and blew up the planet, how funny is that?
Enjoy your messy, complicated world, fools.
Mirror Mirror Chrisisall
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Hey, I didn't write that, I swear! Just look, there's no jokes and everything's spelled corectly, you all know that's not me!
WTF Chrisisall
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The few nations that seriously protested were asked the following question: What are you going to do about it?
And oh, the mental picture of a gay marriage between Moore and Kerry - now that's an image that will regretably stick in my head for quite a while ...
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Well, Excuse Meeeeeeee!
Speaking as the Original Geezer (OG), I don't have any problem with Gay Marriage, but Michael Moore is just a media whore who'd do anything to get a few seconds of attention and gun control is a cover for the liberal "Criminals aren't to blame" cant. As for Mr. Kerry and his sycophants, he's just a loser who can't deal with it.
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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Yay! OG confronts DG! Cue the Sinead O'Connor music! Send DG back to the boiler room for good!
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu...
kha-kha-kha-kha-kha-kha-kha-kha...
HKCavalier
Hey, hey, hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean, because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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I'm not entirely sure what's happening here, but I love you guys and this board.
Michael Moore, HA!
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Originally posted by Geezer:
Speaking as the Original Geezer (OG), I don't have any problem with Gay Marriage
If OG marries DG in MA at a cerimony attended by JK and MM will FFF's RWDB find out?
H
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Yay! OG confronts DG! Cue the Sinead O'Connor music!
GEEZER vs DREAM GEEZER
Geezer, search your feelings. We are one. You need me....
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Dream Geezer came to me in MY dreams last night. He wispered into my ear, in a most sullen and serious manner: "Guns don't kill people, and people don't kill people, what kills people are those tiny pieces of lead."
Then I noticed his tee-shirt, it said, "Get the lead out."
Spooky.
Who else's dreams did he invade, and what did he say? I could not have been the only one!
Shaken Chrisisall
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Originally posted by DreamGeezer:
Like most people, I wish John Kerry had become our nation's leader. I love him. I also love hippies and helping people!
Gay marriage should be legal, and everyone needs to watch Michael Moore movies to see the truth about the USA. And one more thing. We better start being nice to France, they ROCK!
I hate Michael Moore, he's a self absorbed lying pig. John Kerry is exactly where he belongs. Gay marriage? C'mon. Live life as you see fit, and let others do the same. Helping folks is great. Helping them help themselves is pretty neat too!
France? When have they been relevent? Sure, they have some great folk, but not as many as they use to. Sometimes wish we'd have let the NAZIS keep France. Just sometimes.
p.s. - oh yeah, gun control. Use both hands, aim steady, squeeze trigger firmly. gun control.
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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