CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #30

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 19:40
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DECKROID

Thursday, June 16, 2005 11:28 PM

I dont usually do these, so please excuse me if mine totally suck.

"They never even ask me any questions..."

OR

Off Screen Voice : "I find your lack of faith... distrubing"

OR

Voice Over : "This fall on FOX! What happens when you pit 8 strangers with leathal nerve toxins in a deserted sanitarium? BEDLAM! FOX's new reality show this fall." Then the voice continues but very quickly and quietly, "Unless its pre-empted by baseball. May be shown out of sequence. May be cancelled at any time"

WORKEROFEVIL

Friday, June 17, 2005 12:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Agent McGinnis: AAAAAAA! The pain! The pain! Hey, does this mean I don't get the reward money? AAAAAAAA!

Now we have to be married. I'm in the family way!

VETERAN

Friday, June 17, 2005 12:48 AM

Ok, let me see, how about a Kentucky Fried Movie reference

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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...The Horrors of Masturbation!
ARRRRGGGG!

SSJ4BLACKBELT

Friday, June 17, 2005 1:05 AM

My caption:

"Lieutenant Steve finally realized that gorging himself of cherry pie before his meeting with Blue Sun would only end with embarrassment."

MDNIGHTRADIO7L

Friday, June 17, 2005 2:06 AM

Joss calls in the big guns as a warning to the studio execs not to try to push back the release date of Serenity again:

SAMUEL L. JACKSON (OS): There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men..."

“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”

CHOLLETT

Saturday, June 18, 2005 3:34 AM

Agent: "Ow"

or

Agent: "Michael Jackson was.......acquitted? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

or

Agent(watching TV): "Too much........Tom Cruise and....Katie Holmes.......eyes.....burning......"

or

Agent(watching TV): "Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and George Bush and Nicole Ritchie and Michael Jackson in a reality TV show on FOX?!?!?!? MUST....GOUGE OUT..........EYES!!!!!!

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, June 18, 2005 6:37 AM

(another idea from the wife, Fernslayer)

Agent J(OS): I guess he wasn't the best of the best of the best...*laughs*...but y'all ain't laughin'...

(and from me)

**on greeting card in his hands (use your imagination)**

Your blood is Red,
Our Hands are Blue,
We use our wand tech
To make a mess of you.

OR

The poster child for FOX television.

OR

SW fan (crying): Why did Eps I - III have to suck so bad? Why, God, why?!?
God (a.k.a. Joss)(OS): Because they're not SERENITY. Besides, the best acting in our movie won't be feom a droid and a CGI muppet that is all crotchety with space dementia. We have real actors.

Cilantro!
TCM

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ASTRAGYNIA

Sunday, June 19, 2005 1:34 AM

This lighting designer took "Blue Sun" a little too literally.

BLACKEYEDGIRL

Sunday, June 19, 2005 5:27 AM

Blue Hand Man I: I told you!
Blue Hand Man II: Fine, you were right, He DOES look better in Red!
Blue Hand Man I: Pay up buddy... Pay up...

First shot, but I can't believe no one made a better in red joke yet...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Inara: "Do aliens live among us?"
Kaylee: "Yes. One of them's a doctor."

AMYGDALA

Sunday, June 19, 2005 10:53 AM

ALLIANCE AGENT(to the blue-hand men): "That's it - I've had it with you guys. Come Monday morning, your superiors can expect a strongly-worded spmemo regarding your department's handling of this whole affair."

OR

Although usually a keen subscriber to the "glass is half full" approach to life, right now this alliance agent was finding it just that little bit more difficult to remain upbeat.

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