STARWARS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>serenity

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0B1KAN00B13

Saturday, June 18, 2005 10:42 AM

Whilst reading my many star wars forums i encounterd a TROLL saying firefly the movie would pwn STAR WARS EPISODE III. This was ridiculous and i prombtly reported him to an moderator to be banned almost immediantly.

But while i was in the bath washing myself, i started thinking, FIREFLY SUCKS. Thats right, of course i saw it on its original run on fox and wasn't very impressed there was so many errors in it for example

WHY ARE THEY ALL WESTERN western went extinct 48 YEARS AGO they wont have revolvers in space, WHere are the lasers??, if they dont have lasers how will they have spaceship fights in space?.

homosexuality has no place in the future, Why dont they have special machines to alter peoples brains and push the homosexuality out of people like they do in star trek. I say this because SIMON is so obviously gay it offends me dont misunderstand me im not a bigot or anything i just think gays Should be put in degayment camps is all.

The alliance is just a shameless ripoff of the empire in star wars, just the same as malcom reynolds is a pathetic watered down version of han solo.

yes furhtermore i think that it hilarious that you think serenity could ever make more then a few measly million at the box OFFICE. STAR WARS WILL OWN IT LIKE VADAR PWNED THOSE LITTLE KIDS IN EPISODE III.

DAIKATH

Saturday, June 18, 2005 10:54 AM

If this is the intelligence level of Firefly haters... Im quite relieved actually.

JARED

Saturday, June 18, 2005 11:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Daikath:
If this is the intelligence level of Firefly haters... Im quite relieved actually.

I'm pretty sure this is meant as a joke. Either that, or... poor world.

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FREDIKAYLLOW

Saturday, June 18, 2005 11:23 AM

That was extremely harsh. Why do you think they postponed the movie till September?? SO IT WOULDN'T BE STEAM ROLLED BY STAR WARS!!!! Honestly, did it ever occur to you that this site is know as fireflyfans. If you want to go bag on it, please do it elsewhere, because I don't really want to know.

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CRSMILEY54

Saturday, June 18, 2005 11:41 AM

bwahhahahahahah

i am a star wars fan, but Firefly is clearly a superior product to the current batch of star wars films. star wars certainly has the better special effects but has nothing to say. it does not hurt they sunk 400 million into episode 3 either.

and about originality, Star Wars is drawn from various sources as well. Desert planets, futuristic sword fighting, mystical religions, and yes even clones all came from Frank Herberts Dune books from the 1960's.

i do see influence from star wars in Firefly, mostly in stuff from the original film that never was explored in subsequent releases (and even altered in the crappy SE's). i like it there. i see more influence in Firefly from Blade Runner than Star Wars and i like that even more.

AURAPTOR

Saturday, June 18, 2005 1:01 PM

Star Wars is marketed for kids who love muppets, happy meals and mass produced lines of commercialized crap. I was once a kid, but I'm not crazy about SW much these days. Folks grow up, and taste become more mature and advanced w/ age.

Star Wars is great, for little kids.

Serenity is for those who have grown up.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

MIKEYMO

Saturday, June 18, 2005 2:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Star Wars is great, for little kids.

Serenity is for those who have grown up.

Word. And Mal Reynolds ALWAYS shoots first.

Honestly, I've been more and more retroactively dissapointed with SW Episode III. Of course there were the omnipresent prequel issues such as lousy dialogue, wooden acting and convoluted plotlines riddled with holes... "but at least you get to see Vader turn evil!" ... Meh. The prequels permenantly removed Vader's testicles and I will have a hard time seeing the original trilogy without thinking of Whiny Bitch Anakin.

For an explanation of the problem(s) with Ep. III, see here:

http://tomatonation.com/sith.shtml

Sars from TWoP provides a perfect deconstruction of the problem with Anakin's turn to the dark side.

"Be ashamed to die before you have scored some victory for humanity." -- Horace Mann

STARRBABY

Saturday, June 18, 2005 2:32 PM

Oh, for pete's sake. Look at this guy's profile. Can we say Troll? Why is this thread cluttering the site?

*Rolls Eyes and vows not to look at this thread again for fear of stepping in troll crap*

DARKJESTER

Saturday, June 18, 2005 2:50 PM

Thanks for that, Ob1 - best chuckle I've had all day!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

FRAY101

Saturday, June 18, 2005 3:15 PM

Simon? Gay?

Another illusion shattered....! Think I'll give up on this whole Firefly lark...obviously it has nothing to commend it.

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