Favourite Jayne Sayings (for a badge)

POSTED BY: Zol
UPDATED: Thursday, June 23, 2005 20:12
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ZOL

Friday, June 17, 2005 9:45 PM

Ok, I`ve got this cool badge, but what I want is to have some Jayne sayings for it for when I see Adam at the end of next week (at the LF&CC)

Maybe, I`ll have a few on there

"I`ll be in my Bunk!"

God, I`ve got a brain block at the moment - trying to think of all the cool ones (and getting the quote right)

Darin (Zol.)

MARAJADE

Friday, June 17, 2005 10:16 PM

here are some of my personal favorite jayne lines: "that's why i never kiss 'em on the mouth"
"if horses were wishes, we'd all be eating steak"
"pain is scary"
"i was aimin' for his head"

CAPTAINREYNOLDS

Saturday, June 18, 2005 1:10 AM

Along with those suggested in the above message, these are my favorite:

"What'd y'all order a dead guy for?"

And see me signature for one more. Having a sort of brain freeze, more will follow.

Ten percent of nothin' is...let's see, nothin' add nothin' then carry nothin'...well, still nothin'.

LADYSTARHAWK

Saturday, June 18, 2005 1:19 AM

My all time personal favorite:

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in ruttin' command here."

But there's so many good ones.

Heather

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. - Mal

CALLMESERENITY

Saturday, June 18, 2005 1:26 AM

It is my very favorite gun.

I was gonna get me an ear!

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

CORNCOBB

Saturday, June 18, 2005 3:00 AM

Well, there's the one above for starters. Then:

"This seems like a lot of trouble to go to for people who aren't us."

"Time for some thrilling heroics."

"I like smacking 'em!"

"We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural response."

坏狼

REGINAROADIE

Saturday, June 18, 2005 3:21 AM

A couple of my faves..

"Shake your head, boy. Your eyes are stuck."

"Let's move this conversation around to a 'Not Jayne's fault' direction."

"She killed them with mathematics. What else could it have been?"

"Later on you can explain to me how that's a comfort. Might have to use some of that math we've been hearing about."

and of course, the one line that sums him up....

"TO ME!!!!!!!"

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ... ow ... ound ... round ... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?

3HEADEDMONKEY

Saturday, June 18, 2005 5:34 AM

dang. it's hard. every episode he says something hilarious.

"so does this! I call it Vera!"

i hope he gets some good lines in the movie.

SPQR

Saturday, June 18, 2005 5:45 AM

'If wanted schooling, I've gone to school."
Ariel

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
I think that it is the best, too.

RAZEL

Saturday, June 18, 2005 6:33 AM

If shes got the security codes why dont she just walk in and grab it herself

yall had a riot on a count of me?

Now Inara shes got to have some funny whore'n storys

Hope the whores are prettier then the house

Can I start getting sexed already?

OOOps my john thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room there so much tasty near

What we need is a diversion

you get the cash?

Now see i think you might want to rethink that last part...see i married me a powerfully ugly creature

this is the best one Dear Diary, today i was pompous and my sister was crazy . today we me and my sister were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again it was the best day ever .

Razel

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