CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #30

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 19:40
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RELFEXIVE

Wednesday, June 15, 2005 9:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

What happens when you watch too much reality TV.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, June 16, 2005 12:51 AM

ALLIANCE DUDE:"Darnit! Grape juice everywhere! I KNEW i should've worn a bib!"

OR

ALLIANCE DUDE:(singing)"Red red wiiiiiiinnneee.......Stay close to meeeeeeeeeee...."

OR

ALLIANCE DUDE:"I can explain!I had ketchup chips, and you know how those get under your fingernails, so i tried washing them out, and that made the colour go down my hand, and then my nose started to bleed, and my red contacts started to run........it's all very confusing....."

OR

ALLIANCE DUDE:"WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!"

SIMON(OS):"Well you see, it's quite similar to what the ancient egyptians experienced. You know, back on Earth That Was..."

OR

ALLIANCE DUDE:"Sorry about this, i just HAD to sneeze, but i didn't want to close my eyes and miss the ticket sales, in case they sold out...."

OR

ALLIANCE DUDE:"Don't ask..."

OR

ALLIANCE DUDE:"Bless you..."

ALLIANCE SOLDIER(OS):"'Scuse me..."*sniff*

OR

ALLIANCE DUDE:"Anybody got a kleenex?"

OR

ALLIANCE DUDE:"How's this for a Halloween costume?"

OR A TWIST

ALLIANCE DUDE:"How's this for a Halloween costume?"

Buddy waiting in halloween costume shop:"AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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SHINY

Thursday, June 16, 2005 1:42 AM

Yikes, TCM that screencap is morbid and creepifying!!! 8-0

Can I recommend a more gentle/funny moment from The Message, Chapter 1, 0:03:13 -- you'll know the spot when you see it, it's when Inara is turning to talk to Mal and Mal is rubbing his eyes/temple while they are both illuminated by a blue light (I'd do a screencap for you if I knew how to cap from InterVideo WinDVD 4).

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, June 16, 2005 1:49 AM

I agree with Shiny-morbid and creepifying. *shudders*

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, June 16, 2005 2:17 AM

Yes, morbid and creepifyin' it is. Therein lies this week's challenge to make it funny! Dong ma?

I promise next week won't be so corpsified, okay?

Now then:

NEW!
FROM BLUE SUN FOODS
Gorram Reaver Bait
For the savage in you!

or

Eavesdown Docks Customer: Y'know the dogs were good, but man the ribs we're messy as all get out...

or

Agent: NO! WAIT! I'm not the stunt doublarrrgh...

or

(excerpt from Alliance Health Monthly)
"...bleeding from the eyes, nose, ears, mouth and fingertips is a sign that the officer in question has committed treason of the highest order. Remember: A loyal soldier is a healthy soldier..."

BWAH!
TCM

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WHITEFALL

Thursday, June 16, 2005 2:32 AM

Do you like my new make-up? It really brings out my forhead.

OR...

A reaver having a bad (or good) day.

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

DAG

Thursday, June 16, 2005 3:27 AM

Some people learned the hardway not to sit too close to Jayne in the morning after he drinks Mudders Milk the night before.

WORKEROFEVIL

Thursday, June 16, 2005 4:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
The results of Jayne's "getting naked" distraction idea.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

Dang, that's what I was gonna do.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, June 16, 2005 5:02 AM

Agent Actor: Is this a dagger I see before me?
Joss (OS): CUT! Gorram it, the line is "argh...". Again from the top, people. Scene 23, take 207...ACTION! (to self) Rutting Shakespearean actors...

or

Agent: TASTES LIKE BURNING!

or

Agent: Funny, I don't remember having stigmata...

or

Agent: So this is what happens when you eat an entire Grade A Alliance Protein Bar.

or

Agent: Whoa. Dude. My hands look like tiny people all dancing and worshipping my godlike physique.
(Ahh, the benefits of working the hospital beat...free meds!)

or

Agent: Well, if the Browncoats rise again, I'll be ready for 'em. Got my warpaint on and everything...

or

One must be careful when juggling geese to be certain to use only gosslings. Adult geese are a might tetchy when juggled, and often peck pretty hard, as the former 2515 Greenleaf Geese Juggling Champion shows us (pictured above).

BWAH!
TCM

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GUNRUNNER

Thursday, June 16, 2005 5:51 AM

Mal: Jayne stop brining work from your new job here!
Jayne: That’s Special Agent Danny Love FBI to you; and you’re not my boss anymore!

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In a desperate effort to escape the hospital River bit Agent McGuinness, unfortunately for him she was infected by some horrific form of space rabies.

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Book: Figures first major religious act I perform on this ship is an Exorcism, it couldn’t have been a nice wedding or baptism. I would have settled for a circumcision if it kept me away from this mess!

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