S.S. Serenitree: The Eve of Battle
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Friday, June 17, 2005 02:59
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Quote:Go se.
Originally posted by Rat:Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*Begins to reel it in*
*PR finds a rusty can of SPAM!*
Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.
I don't even have a can opener!
*Uses hook to rather badly shred the metal, and manages to hook some spam on to the hook.*
Bait! Yes!
*PR drops the line back down into the water*
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
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Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*Uses hook to rather badly shred the metal.*
*PR then realizes it had a pull tab!*
Rat - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.
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Originally posted by Rat:Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*Uses hook to rather badly shred the metal.*
*PR then realizes it had a pull tab!*
Doh!
Some psychic I am...
*Much later on, PR has caught rather a large amount of fish, and is in the process of gutting them.*
*As he slices one fish open, and tears out its guts he stops and his eyes go wide.*
*Over his shoulder can be seen, a very reaver-ship-like blimp*
Go se!
*PR turns round to look at the blimp...and from the seal on the side... (MicroSith) he understands that he is now, once again, up againt the EI.*
*Suddenly, shots are fired at PR's boat, the first few missing, and hitting the water, making splashes.*
Uh-oh... *Think PR, think!*
*After more bad attempts, the fire holds for a while.*
Phew. *Suddenly a large rumble can be heard. PR looks up and sees a missile heading for his little tiny boat.*
BOLLOCKS!
*Just in time, PR grabs his knitting needles and abandons ship, diving into the water, and swimming deep down, as far as he can go.*
*BOOM*
*PR's boat is blown to pieces and fish guts and blood fill the surrounding water.*
*PR does his best to hold his breath. Seeing the blood and guts, the EI assume their task is complete, and carry on with their course.*
*PR refurses and takes in a lot of air.*
Bastards!! THAT was my boat you morons!!
*PR looks up at the blimp.*
Okay, now it's your turn.
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
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*twg watches horror struck as PR’s boat is destroyed. She’s mad…she attacks the EI blimp. She fires a quick series of missiles at the dirigible*
Geeze, for smart people you’d think they’d know not to use hydrogen.
*Then she feels it. PR is alive. She scans the water for any signs of PR…*
There he is! Thank goodness.
*twg lowers the Admiral and hovers above the water’s surface. She drops a ladder down to PsychicRiver…*
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Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
*Soul looks over to where Ath and Lissa are fighting another group of EI's. He raised his bow, and runs towards them.*
"No one dies on my watch!"
*With the help of Soul's bow, Ath and Lissa are able to quickly dispatch the EI security team.*
Soul! Good timing!
Near as I can tell, we're on one of the MicroSith ships. I'm not sure why they kidnapped Lissa, maybe they just like blondes.
They have a portal to Sereni-Tree, which explains how so many of them got on the ship. We should try to head over there and see if we can find a way to destroy it, after we go through, of course.
*Ath, Lissa and Soul head back to the portal room, leaving many a dead EI in their wake. As they turn the last corner, they see 30 or 40 EI soldiers in full battle gear, obviously laying in wait for them.*
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Quote:*PR watches as the blimp is destroyed.*
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg watches horror struck as PR’s boat is destroyed. She’s mad…she attacks the EI blimp. She fires a quick series of missiles at the dirigible*
Geeze, for smart people you’d think they’d know not to use hydrogen.
*Then she feels it. PR is alive. She scans the water for any signs of PR…*
There he is! Thank goodness.
*twg lowers the Admiral and hovers above the water’s surface. She drops a ladder down to PsychicRiver…*
HA!
Wow...guess I was stronger than I thought.
*Then he saw it. The admiral. Standing aboard was....a girl? No, not a girl. A weird girl.*
*The ladder drops and PR climbs.*
*He gets aboard and shakes himself off.*
TWG, what are you doing here?
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
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*meanwhile, Serenity, now in possession of two katanas, and Montana Girl, still in possession of two magical Legolas knives, head back toward the common room. On the way, they run into Mai and Jazaf. Mia is giving Jazaf a tour of SereniTree using her "cruise director" voice.*
Jazaf! Just the katana weilding person I wanted to see. Think you could give me a few quick lessons?
"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau
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Molly's lucky she isn't here...as I need bait.
HEY! I heard that! You've hurt my little birdie feelings.
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Originally posted by CallMeAth:
They have a portal to Sereni-Tree, which explains how so many of them got on the ship. We should try to head over there and see if we can find a way to destroy it, after we go through, of course.
*Ath, Lissa and Soul head back to the portal room, leaving many a dead EI in their wake. As they turn the last corner, they see 30 or 40 EI soldiers in full battle gear, obviously laying in wait for them.*
*as ath, lissa and soul stare in shock, the EI smile menacingly. they then quickly jump through the portal. with a flash of light, it closes behind them.*
umm...guys? what do we do now?
*the three search the room for a way to reopen the portal, but nothing can be found. they hear footsteps approaching, and an EI enters the room with a big-ass gun and a smile.*
"well, look what we have here!"
~lissa, spwhore
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