S.S. Serenitree: The Eve of Battle
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Friday, June 17, 2005 02:59
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*relaxes the growl as his eyes clear and focus, fading from bright yellow to his usual ashen blue. Takes a looks around him, then to SimonWho, then to Emma. Sighs.*
Apologies...
*wanders towards Engineering on the Serenitree muttering something about abominations.*
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Molly would like to SQUWAAAAAAKKKK thank the girls for getting her all clean and shiny again.
I like the pepsimilk I just don't like wearing it.
*Flies off to make sure everyone else aboard is safe and sound*
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*Serenity suddenly turns to Montana Girl*
MG-have you seen Molly lately?
"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau
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Originally posted by Emma:
Suddenly the Sereni-Tree was *bumped* for no
**Static wrestles the controle yoke, stabilizing the SereniTREE's course.
"What the -" He looks out the starboard viewport and sees what he assumes to be a Microsith frigate bearing down on them rapidly.
"Eddie/James! What's -"
The Eddie Izzard/James Mason computer cuts our pilot off with an explanation.
It would seem that we've been fired upon by that frigate approaching from the starboard side. They were able to fire from outside our sensor range.
"Okay, then why was there no explosion?"
I believe we can thank the fact that the software controlling the warheads is Windows 2000. It locked up and we were hit by a 'dumb' round. It failed to detonate. Should I engage in evasives before they're able to reboot?
Static turns to the folks still standing in the bridge, "They're bigger than us, better armed at the moment, and faster. Run or fight?"
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'I need a Map or at least a tour guide.'
*Peers out of small, dark hidey hole hoping the EI have been taken care of for the moment*
Finally, something productive for me to do. Hey there Jazaf. Maybe I can help you out. See, I have a fancy badge and everything.
*Hands over small, silver, ruby encrusted, badge that reads Mai, Offical Cruise Director/Tour Guide of SereniTREE*
At your service, Sir. What section of the ship would you like to tour first? I vote for the less-covered-in-EI-guts portion of the ship.
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Originally posted by mai:
*Hands over small, silver, ruby encrusted, badge that reads Mai, Offical Cruise Director/Tour Guide of SereniTREE*
* TheRealMe frowns, and looks down at his own badge of rank, which happens to be one of those "Hello, My Name Is..." stickers half-dangling from his shirt. *
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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* In his control station on the Bridge TheRealMe calls up to Static's pilot dome: *
Static, we fight, at least for now. Cozen was not aboard the Sereni-Tree when we departed. He was off getting us some katanas fabricated for use against the EIs. Rat's gone, too. He took the General Lee out to retrieve Cozen.
You said it yourself: We don't leave anyone behind! We must hold out until they have returned!
* TheRealMe pauses a moment in thought. *
Say, have you noticed TheGreyJedi behaving a little... well... Sithy, lately?
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* TheRealMe pauses a moment in thought. *
Say, have you noticed TheGreyJedi behaving a little... well... Sithy, lately?
Ummmmmmmmmmm. . .yeah. I noticed that as well. He DID, travel through Hell (literally) with Aegis. . .that's bound to make anyone a mite snippy.
I guess we'll just hafta keep an eye on him.
I wonder if a lightsaber can deflect a .44 caliber lead slug?
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
um, MG, now would be a good time for those Legolas knives of yours.
Oh, boy.
*Whips knives out of their scabbards and tries really hard to remember how exactly Legolas used them. Starts to get distracted by how pretty they are. Luckily, unbeknowst to montanagirl, these are magic blades that have a mind of their own when it comes to fighting. They jerk mg around in a complex ballet of movement that ends with the two EI's decapitated.*
Whoa, did I do that? And ow, I think I pulled something.
Beautiful broken bit of bottle, by the way! (You want alliteration, I'll give you alliteration.
)"One day, lad, all this will be yours ..."
"What - the curtains?"
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* From his station on the bridge, TheRealMe taps a few controls and activates the ventral quad-lasers. *
This should get them!
* TheRealMe fires back at the enemy, getting a number of direct hits and blowing chunks off of the MicroSith ship, but it does not even slow down. *
Hmmmm... It seems that MicroSith is so massive and so monolithic, that it can easily withstand our attacks. Oh, wait, sensors indicate that they have reverted to the blue screen of death!
Ah, well, they're rebooting. I wonder if we caused that?
* TheRealMe keys the com-link. *
Hey, Rat, could you please pick up Cozen and get yourselves and the General Lee aboard the Sereni-Tree? You're not going to make me get out the fishing pole again, are you?
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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