S.S. Serenitree: The Eve of Battle
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Friday, June 17, 2005 02:59
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Originally posted by CallMeAth:
We should probably head someplace a little safer for now. Plus it's a little, uh, messy in here. We could go prepare for the war, or we could go back to the chocolate jacuzzi. Your choice.
*lissa and ath head for the jacuzzi, where they will discuss war preparations. on their way, they are overrun by a swarm of browncoats who are screaming, "ARE TICKETS ONSALE? I NEED TICKETS! REFRESH! REFRESH!"*
ath!! help!!
*lissa is swept away by the crowd, which will continue to riot for who knows how long*
~lissa, spwhore
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Originally posted by lissa:
*lissa and ath head for the jacuzzi, where they will discuss war preparations.
Discuss war preparations. Right.
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*on their way, they are overrun by a swarm of browncoats who are screaming, "ARE TICKETS ONSALE? I NEED TICKETS! REFRESH! REFRESH!"*
ath!! help!!
*lissa is swept away by the crowd, which will continue to riot for who knows how long*
~lissa, spwhore
lissa!!
*Ath jumps into the hoarde of crazy Browncoats, desperately trying to fight his way towards her.*
LISSA!!!
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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*lissa is knocked out by the swarm of frantic browncoats. when she comes to, she finds herself alone in a small, pitch black space. she feels around for a way out, but the walls seem to be seamless.*
ath?!
anyone?
crap.
~lissa, spwhore
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*TheGreyJedi mysteriously arrives on board Emma's spherical ship without a by or leave and certainly no introductions. He barges SimonWho and Emma out of the way and starts smashing the cloning tanks*
Nooooooo
*Emma tries to pull TheGreyJedi away from the tanks but he is obviously a superior being and keeps shouting a line from a film with a scary grimace on his face. There is nothing else for it... Emma sacrifices her last remaining crate of fake champagne (she has plenty of the real stuff left) and smashes it over his head. Champagne corks fly everywhere and sticky bubbly stuff showers the room.*
Now I have your attention, I'm Emma, this is my ship, who the hell are you and why are you destroying that possible fledgling army?
*TheGreyJedi scowls and mysteriously ponders what to say.*
extremely dimensionally transcendental
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*looks around at trashed cloning tanks*
What a waste of ammo. Must be a Jedi thing.
You're not callous or (inappropriately) sadistic Grey. Although you do seem to be bleeding again from a head wound. Honestly, I'm going to start issuing helmets to all crew members in a moment.
*cleans, iodines and seals the wound*
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I don't think TheGrey Jedi says much, he is still scowling. Thanks for helping Simon, do you think we can salvage the clones? You are a genius after all.
extremely dimensionally transcendental
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Suddenly the Sereni-Tree was *bumped* for no logical or obvious reason
(IRL it was 96th on the list - inconvenient)
extremely dimensionally transcendental
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*Serenity, MG and Molly approach the armory room. Suddenly, they are all thrown against a wall as the Sereni-tree lurches for now apparent reason.*
Were we hit?
*They arrive at the armory next to the airlock to find 2 EIs trying to break in*
Oh yeah, TRM sealed off everything.
*They are spotted.*
um, MG, now would be a good time for those Legolas knives of yours.
"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Serenity, MG and Molly approach the armory room. Suddenly, they are all thrown against a wall as the Sereni-tree lurches for now apparent reason.*
Meanwhile somewheer else on the ship....
'Gorramit!That's gonna leave a bruise.' Jazaf whimpers as he picks himself off the ground.
'I wonder why the....Hey! Allright! I finally found a bathroom!' Jazaf rushes in and cleans himself up.
'Ok, Now where do I head to find the other people on this ship?' Jazaf looks around for a bit and then frowns.'I need a Map or at least a tour guide.'
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Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you
understand who's in rutting command here.
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*Serenity bravely brandishes a broken bottle*
"How do you like that alliteration?"
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