S.S. Serenitree: The Eve of Battle
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Friday, June 17, 2005 02:59
VIEWED: 29725
PAGE 7 of 21
*Is last seen off the side of an interstate, jury rigging the Triumph's points and condensor wiith tin foil and paper clips. Hitched to the bike is a small trailer containing twenty katanas, blades gleaming with the anticipation of war.*
*Scans the sky for the Tree that flies.*
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
*Serenity, Molly and Montana Girl, having nothing better to do for the moment, get themselves cleaned up.*
MG-isn't there a armory or a weapons store somewhere on board? Do you think we could make our way there and grab something with which to protect ourselves?
*So they begin to make their way towards weapons, each with a broken bottle in hand (except for Molly, she's taken refuge on Serenity's shoulder again.)*
"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
I advise killing them by decapitation or a head shot. Do not bother aiming for the heart; they don't have one.
*Thinks about what Simon said.*
So you're saying we're going to need some records, a shovel, a heavy glass ashtray, and a cricket bat? Okay.
Psst Serenity, I have these nifty knives that are just like the ones Legolas had so we're not completely unweaponed. I'm not sure I'm any good with them, but I'll do my best.
*Continues along with Serenity and Molly.*
"One day, lad, all this will be yours ..."
"What - the curtains?"
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
I advise killing them by decapitation or a head shot. Do not bother aiming for the heart; they don't have one.
*Thinks about what Simon said.*
So you're saying we're going to need some records, a shovel, a heavy glass ashtray, and a cricket bat? Okay.
"One day, lad, all this will be yours ..."
"What - the curtains?"
MG, you're one of the coolest ladies ever.
"How's that for a slice of Fried Gold?"
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Psst Serenity, I have these nifty knives that are just like the ones Legolas had so we're not completely unweaponed. I'm not sure I'm any good with them, but I'll do my best.
Oh, MG, forgot you had those. I feel a bit better. But still, I would like to acquire something for myself. And I had been thinking about both a bow and two long knives. I'm not so big into guns.
Also, you ARE SO FUNNY!! (refering to above post)
"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
So you're saying we're going to need some records, a shovel, a heavy glass ashtray, and a cricket bat? Okay.
"Batman soundtrack?"
"Throw it!"
______________________
Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
...sadistic, callous, right-wing...
So these are synonymous in your mind, interesting!
Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
*Is last seen off the side of an interstate, jury rigging the Triumph's points and condensor wiith tin foil and paper clips.*
*Scans the sky for the Tree that flies.*
*Rat arrives in the General.*
A little birdie told me you were gonna need a ride!
Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by lissa:
*lissa hears a nearby rustling sound*
um...what was that?
~lissa, spwhore
I hope it's space monkeys.
*Ath reluctantly gets up and goes to check the sound, claymore in hand. As he walks around the bar, an EI pops out from behind him, swinging the banjo at Ath's head. lissa screams out a warning, giving Ath just enough time to duck the blow. At the same time, he spins around and lops off the EI's leg at the knee. As the EI grabs it's stump, screaming, Ath quickly removes it's head.*
Hmm, that was actually pretty smart of him to come in here. No Pepsimilk sprinklers.
We should probably head someplace a little safer for now. Plus it's a little, uh, messy in here. We could go prepare for the war, or we could go back to the chocolate jacuzzi. Your choice.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
I'm just scanning the embryos now and they're fascinating. The idea seems to have to create the most sadistic, callous, right-wing extremist that there has ever been in human history and, against some stiff competition, they've suceeded.
I advise killing them by decapitation or a head shot. Do not bother aiming for the heart; they don't have one.
*ponders his own origins...could he be a prototype of this project? Rage builds as he flings himself at the cloning tanks slicing at them with his lightsaber in a manic frenzy screaming aloud...*
"There can be only one!!!"
(Right-Wing University Extremeists Forevah!)
--------------------------------------------------------------
Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME