S.S. Serenitree: The Eve of Battle

POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Friday, June 17, 2005 02:59
VIEWED: 29725
PAGE 4 of 21

PREV PAGE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 NEXT PAGE

SIMONWHO

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 2:37 PM

Meanwhile, back in the medical unit...

Hey Emma, glad to see you're feeling better. You need to get to your ship? Well, that might be a bit of a problem as I had to amputate both your legs.

Don't worry, just testing your mental cognitive abilities, your legs are fine (I would say very fine but I could be struck off). Come on then, I'll give you a hand to get to your ship. I think we should be going downstairs, across two rooms and then into the main hold, followed by the first door on the right.

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 2:43 PM

Quote:
*Throws one of the cumbersome wg planks in Serenity's direction*

Serenity! Catch! Maybe we can beat it down with the planks before it wakes up completely.

*Even though the EI seems to be dead, Mai and Serenity beat it with the wg planks over the head a few times, just for good measure*

(Serenity's lame attempt to keep the flow going.)

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

EMMA

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 3:03 PM

*Emma laughs merrily at SimonWho's witty joke about the legs (somewhat softened by the 'very' comment)*

Why thank you kind sir, it would be rather good to get to the ship. Do you have any weapons? The EI likes spam, we need something else.

*SimonWho picks something up, Emma has no idea what it is*

Ok, lets go.

The two go downstairs, across two rooms and are in the main hold when disaster strikes. Unfortunately Emma faints before she discovers what it is (Can someone fix Emma please? She can't keep fainting like this, it is inconvenient)

extremely dimensionally transcendental

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 3:42 PM

*Serenity strides over to Emma, grabs her by the neck of her shirt and hits her, hard across the face.*

SNAP OUT OF IT!

*Emma comes to immediately, looking thoroughly shocked and horrified.*

Sorry, Emma, my dear. But it had to be done. I hope there are no hard feelings. Now, get to your feet and help us out.

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

PSYCHICRIVER

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 3:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Sorry, Emma, my dear. But it had to be done. I hope there are no hard feelings. Now, get to your feet and help us out.

It won't work.

*Serenity, SimonWho and Mai look up to PR, up on the rails.*

There's only one way to wake her up.

*Knowing what he knows about Emma, and having previously seen her in action, PR crouches down to the stereo he has by his feet, and pressed 'PLAY'.*

*Con-dance-music begins to pump into the cargo hold.*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

STATIC

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 4:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
... Well, that might be a bit of a problem as I had to amputate both your legs.

"Doc! I can't feel my legs!!!"
"Well...see, of course you can't. We amputated both of your arms."

"Patient, you suffered severe trauma to your hands, but we managed to repair it."
"Will I be able to play the piano?"
"Why yes. ..you will."
"Oh good. I always wanted to be able to play the piano."

JAKE7

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 4:41 PM

*jake7, meanwhile, has made her way to the bowels of the ship where the sprinkler system is installed. She frantically drains the water from the sprinkler system into the storage vat and fills the system with pepsimilk. She hits the Comm...*

Attention! Those nearest a fire alarm should pull the lever! I've modified the sprinkler system to spray pepsimilk. If it won't kill them, it may at least run the EI off the ship! Do it now!

*she releases the comm and runs to the next deck where a fire alarm lever is positioned and pulls. A siren goes off and pepismilk begins to spray out of the nozzles in the ceiling. Down the hall, an unholy screech is heard as the milk begins to strike the EIs. She grins in satisfaction. She mutters to herself*

Don't mess with the Serenitree!

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 5:10 PM

*twg, dancing to the music, ignores the announcement in favor of the music.*

****alarms****

*twg stops dancing when she hears the fire alarms. Looking forward to a good water dance, where is that pilot, she prepares, arms raised*

What the? Wow. It’s raining PepsiMilk!!!!!!

*twg runs around, head thrown back, mouth open, drinking PepsiMilk*

This so rocks. It’s like spinach for twg.

*she crouches…and she’s off! She quickly takes out one EI after another. The PepsiMilk giving her strength and sapping the EIs’ resolve. Deftly making her way to the bridge, she leaves a pile of disfigured, moaning, some dying, some dead, EIs in her wake.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

EMMA

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 5:23 PM

Tragedy
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on

*Emma hears the music and bounds up instantly. She sees PR and hugs him dragging him around to line-dance*

It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
goin' nowhere

*PR looks vaguely embarrased but because of his new-found betrothed status (which will not last longer than the next 5 minutes one suspects) he dances merrily*

Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one beside you you're
goin' nowhere

*While the music plays and pepsi-milk falls from the ceiling Emma is indeed going nowhere happy in her own blissful little world hoping everyone joins her.*

extremely dimensionally transcendental

STATIC

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 5:25 PM

Let's jump back a second or two!!!!

*********>

Static sprints towards the bridge, artfully dodging or killing the EI that pop up in his path, desperatly trying to get the SereniTREE off the ground. As he nears the bridge, he hears several EI arguing. From the sound of things, they are quickly figuring out the controls and arguing over who gets to play with what nifty gadgets. Static steps back and kicks off his boots, then charges through the door, allowing his sock feet to slide across the smooth floor.

In a ballet of smooth motion he slides into the middle of the pack of EI, both pistols firing. The EI scramble for cover or to reach for blunt weapons of their own, but are cut down two by two as Static spins and weaves, firing his twin Desert Eagles (picture the first 'gun kata' scene in "Equilibrium").

When the shooting stops, Static is standing amidst several dead EI. He walks over to one corpse and grabs it by the collar, hauling it up. The disgust and anger in his voice is evident as he tosses it aside.

"Get the HELL out of my SEAT!!!!"

Static sits down and straps himself in, praying that SOMEONE fixed the engines and begins the startup sequence. Hey keys the shipwide comms.

SereniTREE denizens!!!! We're doin' emergency startup procedures and getting off the ground!!!! If you ain't killin' bad guys, find a shady spot and stay safe!!!

Static looks over his shoulder as his beloved enters.

"Come gimme a kiss and pray that we can get to our bunk before that Pepsimilk buzz of yours wears off."

PREV PAGE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 NEXT PAGE