CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #27! *not a spoiler but...

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UPDATED: Monday, May 30, 2005 22:06
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REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Sunday, May 29, 2005 8:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:
Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:

Riviera Driver (faint): I just want an autograph, and maybe Kaylee's phone number?!!

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

Just thought of alternate ending line for that sequence:

Riviera Driver (faint): How do you get this thing outta second gear????

Nah, it doesn't quite work. All '85 Riviera's have automatic transmissions.

Plus it insinuates that I don't know how to shift. It'd be funny if was anyone else, but I take pride in my driving ability. Driving above 50 mph in second gear would require RPMs that would kill the engine.

Plus-plus, the second gear joke has already taken.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

KMS

Sunday, May 29, 2005 9:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Singing from the Radio: Ain't misbehaving....
Mal: Damnit, Zoe, I told you! I aim to misbehave!
Zoe: Changing the station now, sir.
Singing from the Radio: Desperado....
Mal: Better!

KMS!
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.'--Gizzie

OXYOPIA

Sunday, May 29, 2005 3:47 PM

Nathan: You know, I never would have thought that he was so attached to that scruffy beard of his. I mean, it wasn't all that nice to begin with...
Adam: Well, even if that were the case, it doesn't mean he wanted it shaved off while napping and especially not in the middle of filming the BDM!
Joss (OS): Dammit, Nathan, this is the last straw! From here on out, Summer gets to be the captain!
Summer: Yes! Joss is boss!

or

Back to the Future 2 crossover:

Mal: Gorramit, Zoe! Why ain't we losing them?!

Reaver (OS): Hey Reynolds, you bojo! Those boards don't work on water...unless you've got power!

-Oxy

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GUNRUNNER

Sunday, May 29, 2005 6:14 PM

Mal: Jayne what did you do to piss these people off?!?
Jayne: You know those ‘do not remove under penalty of law’ tags they have on mattresses, well I removed one of them!

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DRAGONWINE

Sunday, May 29, 2005 7:45 PM

Jayne: Mal, ain't that the fox exec you slept with?
Mal: Yep
Jayne: I reckon' they're chasin' cause they didn't like what they found.
Mal: Actually I think they want a little more. But I have a BDM premiere to attend and no ruttin fox exec is ridin' my coat tails anywhere. Besides I'll be wearin' a kilt.
Zoe: Please sir, not again!
River: But he has such cute knees.
Mal: Ain't nothin' no ones seen before.
Jayne: Yeah but it was scary.
Mal: Can we just go back to shootin!?

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

PUMAMANREDUX

Sunday, May 29, 2005 9:07 PM

deleted due to repetition of joke .................

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, May 30, 2005 2:32 AM

Allright!

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Monday, May 30, 2005 10:06 PM

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