The S.S. SereniTree's Homecoming
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 1, 2005 23:44
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Originally posted by MollytheParrot:Quote:
Uh, is this where I vanish?
*poof*
*Flys around in circles searching desperately for Cozen*
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
I want my Dada!
Oh, great! Now MollyTheParrot is a real person!
* Sigh *
Oh, well, it was bound to happen.
Let me see, time for another update to the crew list. In addition to the update I made earlier that included CallMeSerenity, we now have Emma and MollyTheParrot as “Real People”, and …
OW!
* TheRealMe turns to see a meteor troll gnawing on his leg. *
Hey! Stop that!
* TheRealMe pulls a can of Spam from his pocket, opens it, and uses it to distract the meteor troll, who apparently has mistaken it for some kind of food. *
Okay, and we ALSO have this meteor troll that is Emma’s pet / guard-dog. So, Emma, does it have a name? Is it a cute little troll, perhaps with a fluffy pink hairdo, or is it a huge monstrous rock-skinned troll (that I should be reacting to with a much greater level of fear)?
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Squaaaaaaaawkkkk, Squaaaaaaawkkkkkkkkk!
*Still flying in ever increasing dizzy circles, Molly finally decides to take a rest on the nearest shoulder, that of TRM*
"Are you my Dada?"
Squawkkkkkkkkk... Molly is not a people. Molly is a much more intelligent being.
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* Sigh *
Very well, Molly, get on my shoulder and come with me.
So, ThatWeirdGirl, SimonWho, MontanaGirl… do we have anything on the locations of either TheGreyJedi or Cozen?
Okay, enough of this! I was sort of hoping that we would be gaining people faster than we have been losing people! Now, I have to wonder who will disappear next. When WAS the last time we saw ImEarly? I’m beginning to think that we never evacuated him off of Black Diamond. I guess we could be forgiven for this, seeing as how he was invisible at the time….
* TheRealMe enters the Bridge and then climbs up into the pilot dome. *
Another good “for instance”… Where is Static? Hey, ThatWeirdGirl, didn’t you say that there would be danger to anyone caught on the Bridge when you pushed the Big Red Button?
Maybe we lost poor Static, too…
Oh, well. I guess I’ll just do this myself. It’s time to go home!
* TheRealMe squeezes himself into the cramped cockpit and reaches above his head to flip three switches. The Sereni-Tree falls out of hyperspace, directly over Earth-that-still-is. TheRealMe takes the control grip in his hand and powers up the engines. With a few carefully timed burns of the main engine, the Sereni-Tree’s course is altered significantly. TheRealMe touches a control for a ship-wide com-link. *
All hands, prepare for atmospheric re-entry!
* TheRealMe admires the view of the white-hot plasma as it spills around the Sereni-Tree’s heat shields. TheRealMe whistles. Is it supposed to be THAT hot? He keeps tight hold of the controls as the ship begins to vibrate from the stresses of re-entry. Before long, re-entry is accomplished and the Sereni-Tree is flying at amazing speed above the surface of Earth-that-still-is. *
Hmmm… Did I ever learn how to land one of these things? I think I might have been sick that day.
Oh, well. How difficult can it be?
* With some satisfaction, TheRealMe monitors the course that he plotted some time ago. Again, he reaches for the com. *
All hands! Up ahead is the Tree!
* TheRealMe smiles. Then he frowns, and goes for the com again. *
Uh, it has come to my attention that over half this crew has joined us since we left the Tree! Well, the Tree was the place that Ebonezer build the Treehouse. It was our home before we made the Treehouse mobile, and christened it “Sereni-Tree”.
* Under TheRealMe’s guidance, the Sereni-Tree zooms past the Tree. *
Be sure to wave at Zoid’s Pub at the Bottom of the Tree!
* TheRealMe waves. The Sereni-Tree flies on for a while longer. *
Ah, THERE it is! Our destination!
* TheRealMe pulls back on the controls and the Sereni-Tree pauses its headlong flight, hovering in mid-air. The ship settles as he begins to cut back the engines’ thrust. *
Oh, right! The landing gear!
* TheRealMe touches another control. Moments later, with a gentle jolt, the Sereni-Tree lands. TheRealMe powers down the engines. *
All hands! I direct your attention outside the ship to that small structure. It is a modest place, little better than a shack. It contains nothing of value; it was looted long ago. But it is the Clubhouse! One year ago today, Ebonezer, annoyed at confusion regarding her gender, posted the “The I am NOT a guy club!” thread. This was the direct ancestor to this thread. Ladies and Gentlemen, today is our birthday, and there is our birthplace!
We have come home!
Captain Ebonezer! Would you honor us with a few inspirational words?
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by ebonezer:
I don't know whats going on!
Thats all i guess. Just wanted to let ya'all know I ain't dead.
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/yeabig/
After flying around and losing TheGreyJedi, we have arrived at Earth-that-still-is.
I landed us at the shack that was our old clubhouse. See, Ebo, it is our birthday!
One year ago today, you submitted the first post of the first clubhouse thread that turned into... THIS. Happy birthday, everybody!
"And now, Ebonezer will say a few words regarding this auspicious occasion!"
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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too bad methinks ebo went to bed...
um, lissa pops in to hear the speech?
~lissa, spwhore
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* TheRealMe sighs and rolls his eyes while he feeds Molly some Spam. *
Such an impressive set-up too. Well, there's nothing else to do.
YOU, lissa, will have to deliver the speech!
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
YOU, lissa, will have to deliver the speech!
*Needleseye suddenly appears with a huge basket of corn.*
Did someone say Birthday? I love birthdays!
thinks~except I don't celebrate 'em anymore myself
Uh, what was I doing?
Oh right, I grew a whole lot of corn. *stands with basket rather corn maiden-like* Some how I took an extremely long nap, a jungle formed and I thought I heard Jet stomping or shouting, and there was something noisey blaring. I'm sure I missed something bad that probably hasn't quite ended.
*Finds a view outside* Hey TRM, is this that Earth place everyone has been looking for?
Pretty!
Now who's making a speech? I would love to hear something grandiose and stirring right about now.
*nibbles on an ear*
mmm! tasty when raw!
Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
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needlesye said, Oh right, I grew a whole lot of corn.
*In a flash Molly flys from TRM's shoulder and lands on Needlesye's head drooling spam*
"Are you my mommy?"
Can I have some corn, can I, pleassssssssseeeeeee, i is soooo hugnry!
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*knaws on an ear of corn*
me deliver the speech, eh? well...
ahem ahem. it's been a wonderful moment or two since i popped in to hear the speech...and...in that time, i feel we've become family. or maybe aquaintances...anyways, i think we all can agree on one thing. ebonezer is the captainiest captain of this here boat! tree, whatever. i think.
*momentarily chokes on a kernel*
~lissa, spwhore
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Well, I was going to say welcome back Needle, but it appears someone beat me to it.
Looks like your back just in time for our move back to the tree. Well, what are we waiting for?
We have landed right? Oh well.
*Opens cargo bay door and jumps off at a crazy run hoping we are on the ground*
We're home, we're home!
*Trips and tumbles over her own feet landing right at the bottom of the ladder.*
Ow. that's gonna leave a mark.
*Starts to climb and gets about half way up the ladder before the curiosity/slight fear takes hold*
Who's been lookin' after the tree while we've been gone? I'd hate to walk-in to a not so nice suprise on our first day back.
Maybe we should have the grandiose return speech out here, where it's safe.
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