CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #27! *not a spoiler but...
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, May 30, 2005 22:06
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Zoe found it very tempting to just let River press the back-seat eject button to re-inact Caption Tightpants #16. Fortunately her common sense kicked in, and she stopped the button-pressing little girl (much to River's dismay).
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Quote:
Jayne: Gorram crazy frog! 'bout time someone took a stand.
River: I like it!
Mal: What the hell did they do to her!
Or
Mal: We don't want no tea.
Badger (OS): How about a sandwich, it's only small you won't even feel it goin' down you won't even know you're eatin' it.
Jayne: What's the point of that then?
Or
Jayne: For the last gorram time Mal, I don't care how many movies you've seen if I fired this gun one-handed the kickback would break my wrist!
Okay, so this was a first attempt, I hope they were funny to someone other than me.
Welcome to the physics disco.
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Quote:
Originally posted by CalamityJayne:Quote:
Jayne: Gorram crazy frog! 'bout time someone took a stand.
River: I like it!
Mal: What the hell did they do to her!
Welcome to the physics disco.
CalamityJayne, this is the perfect remedy to a exam that lasted nearly 4 hours! Thanks!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ZOE: "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
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VINCENT: "I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it."
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And now a little Deadwood crossover for y'all:
Mal (to the off-screen Ranse Burgess): Get down off your horse or face the consequences!
*BANG!*
Mal: Was that you or me, Montana?
Jayne: My money'd be on you.
“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”
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Mal: Hey, Jayne, I thought you were bringing Vera on this one.
Jayne: I don't want to talk about it.
Mal: What? Why not?
Zoe: He jammed her, sir.
Jayne: Shut it, Zoe! Toldja that in confidence. It's never happened before. I was excited, is all. Sally here's not as pretty, but she'll get the job done.
Mal: Something about this conversation is downright unsettling.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Jayne: Allright, you take the 10000 on the left, I'll get the 10000 on the right.
Zoe: We won't last 10 minutes!
Jayne: Well, let's make 'em memorable then.
River: Well, I don't know about you, but I want to kill the Dragon.
Mal: Huh? What dragon? Let's just do the job and get paid. (mumbles) last time we take a job exteriminating terrifying space monkeys... *BLAM!*
(my apologies to team Angel/Joss for butchering that scene!)
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Gorram it Jayne, next time you feel like dropping a metal box containing $60,000 on a impoverished town, MAKE SURE THERE IS NO-ONE BELOW YOU THAT IT COULD LAND ON!
Jayne: Jeez. You'd think they'd be happy with that guy dead, more money for everyone else.
(edit) fixed the gorram text commands
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Mal: It never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?
OR
Mal: Guess they didn't want to meet the real me after all.
OR
Mal: Who would've thought they ALL would have turned out to be ex's of Yosafbrig? *blam*
*edited to include the last two
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[cues up Miami Vice sorta music]
Voice Over: "Thrill to the new Fox Series Persephone Vice"
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Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
Riviera Driver (faint): I just want an autograph, and maybe Kaylee's phone number?!!
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
Just thought of alternate ending line for that sequence:
Riviera Driver (faint): How do you get this thing outta second gear????
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