Question: What tv show object do you associate with which character

POSTED BY: Zol
UPDATED: Friday, May 27, 2005 07:06
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ZOID

Thursday, May 26, 2005 8:29 PM

'Lishy:

How're ya' doing, gorgeous? Okay, that may be a little inappropriate; but, I just mean it affectionately, you know.

Did you figure out how to get into one of the previews? I read your "I had a baby 18 and 1/2 years ago" comment and about fell out laughing. Some people will try anything to get into one of these shows, huh?

But seriously, have you figured who a body's got to sleep with to get a ticket?!

*zoid suddenly pictures Mmmm-a-lishus wearing nothing but suspenders and braces, holding two tickets to a preview screening*. Ummm, gotta go now.

Imaginatively,

zoid

P.S.
I'm still dealing with the whole 'Sword of Damocles' thing myself, as previously discussed, so I may be a little more unstable than normal. Say a prayer for me, and then five or six more for what I just posted above.
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"Sure as I know anything, I know this: I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity, a.k.a. 'the BDM'

ZOL

Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:08 PM

Don`t hijack thread Zoid, that`s what PM is for.

Keep to the topic at hand - otherwise It degenerates.

Thanks,

Darin (Zol.)

ZOID

Thursday, May 26, 2005 9:20 PM

Master Zol:

I am most taken aback, sirrah, at the suggestion that I might be hijacking a thread!

The image of a scantily clad Mal-Licious holding two tickets to the BDM would be the finest example of symbolism, and pertinent to any conversation of Firefly, surely.

And to think this all started with Mal Reynolds' suspenders... There's a good Southern epithet in there, somewhere.

Like, "Mal Reynolds' suspenders! What in tarnation are y'all arguin' about?"

Epithetically,

zoid
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"Sure as I know anything, I know this: I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity, a.k.a. 'the BDM'

MALICIOUS

Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:42 PM

Zoid,

You never have, and never could, say anything that would offend me.

Zol, on the other hand, has offended me by reprimanding you. I don't appreciate that, not a jot. Everyone here has a (gasp!) PERSONALITY and they show them by utilizing (gasp! again) THE WRITTEN WORD. We are not robots. If you put a thread on a message board, you cannot control the content or the outcome. It is a living thing. If you want to get only those responses you deem correct, then don't put it on a forum where I can get a hold of it. Because I am most definitely not a robot.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

CYBERSNARK

Thursday, May 26, 2005 11:23 PM

Besides, Zoid was talkin' to Malicious. It's in her nature to hijack threads, she can't help it.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, May 26, 2005 11:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Because I am most definitely not a robot.

Or if you are you are a very advanced one who has been programmed either not to know that he is a robot, not to say that he is a robot, or simply decided not to reveal it at this time. Regardless you must be a very well made one, and that means you are beyond control to the same degree as a human.

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On a more on topic note:

The umbrella is Kaylee.

ZOID

Friday, May 27, 2005 12:54 AM

'Lishus:

Thanks for the support, but I guess Zol is right about distracting from his poll. I just didn't realize that he was intending it to be scientific and the centerpiece of his Master's thesis. I thought it was supposed to be an exercise in fun for fans of the show, like most of the other threads hereabouts.

I can't get mad at Captain Zol Harbatkin, though. I've got one of his excellent Serenity wallpapers ( http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=2831) on my #1 desktop. Anybody who could make such an excellent wallpaper has got to be an alright guy, even if he does accuse me of 'degenerating' his poll. I was pretty sure degenerating polls was your bailiwick...

'snark:
Thank you for being generous, as well.

ChrisTheCynic:
Mal-Licious is definitely a 'she-robot', if she's a Cylon at all. I've seen the pictures, and trust me, there's no doubt in my mind.

Also, topic-wards: Yeah, I can see the brolly for Kaylee's symbol. But everytime I think about Kaylee, the image of her savoring Book's strawberry gift pops straight into my head, just as with Simon I immediately see him preparing a hypodermic for his sister. "No, Mei-Mei. It's time to wake up."

Respectfully,

zoid
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"Sure as I know anything, I know this: I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity, a.k.a. 'the BDM'

COZEN

Friday, May 27, 2005 1:14 AM

As usual, can't stick exactly to the topic, yet humbly submit a list in the spirit of things:

Kaylee: perfect wife

Wash: me

Simon: whom I wish I could be capable of, had I the I.Q.

Zoe: Xena

Book: Conscience. Flawed, but quite handy.

Inara: whore-wife-mother

Mal: the guy we need in order to succeed, but can't be.

Jayne: useful grunt, when we can look the other way.

River: Ever met an acute depressive? Usually phenominally brilliant, requiring a lot of work to be with, but if you can ride it out the rollercoaster trips, ultimately rewarding beyond all imagination.

Serentity: home.

SERENITYVALLEY

Friday, May 27, 2005 1:17 AM

Let me take a stab at this.

Mal. Browncoat and gun are given. I'll add the red button. Maybe an ear? (he does have at least one in every episode )

Zoe. Necklace.

Wash. Dinos. The steering wheel (or lack of it in one scene of Serenity).

Book. The Book.

Inara. Syringe. Maybe that funky magmalamp thing.

Kaylee. Engine grease. Her 'sheep' dress.

Jayne. Statue. Hats -- both from The Message and Train Job. Vera too. It's hard to pick just one; Jayne touches everything.

Simon. Medicine in general.

River. Her box. The stick, of course.

And Badger. His hat. Maybe even that apple peeler. (sorry)

http://www.simple-assault.com/Firefly.htm

ZOID

Friday, May 27, 2005 1:36 AM

SerenityValley wrote:

Quote:
...Jayne touches everything.

There ya' go! Right on the money!

And then you had to go here:

Quote:
River. Her box...

Keep it clean, will ya'? This is a serious poll, fer chrissakes!

Honestly though, I thought the image of River slipping head-first -- naked, wet and disoriented -- from her padded cryogenic containment (in which we had seen her lying fetally curled) was intensely suggestive of birth. It was one of the most powerful and original uses of symbolism I had ever seen in any visual medium. Wow! What a show!

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S.
And, wow! What a bunch of dumbasses at F*x!
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"Sure as I know anything, I know this: I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity, a.k.a. 'the BDM'

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