CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #27! *not a spoiler but...
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, May 30, 2005 22:06
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
BLAM!
Jayne: I told ya all, we’s done signing autographs for today.
BLAM!
River: Fans with armor!
BLAM!
Zoe: This fandom does seem a might bullet resistant, Sir.
BLAM!
Mal: Thanks for mentioning it, Zoe. Kind of worked that out for my own self.
Mal (mutting to himself): That’s it. No more conventions.
BLAM!
KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie
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Jayne: See Mal? THIS is why you don't hit a man with a closed fist, no matter how hi-larious it may be!
OR
River: *singing to herself* Row row row your boat...
Zoe: River, honey, that's not exactly appropriate chase music
River: *singing* The wheels on the bus go round and round...
Zoe: *sigh* Better
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Mal: Jayne, is there a reason you have to use two hands on your gun?
Jayne: Genetics!
Tango & Cash crossover, sorta.....
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Mal: They just keep comin'!!! Drive faster Zoe!!!
Jayne: I've hit six of em already, and they ain't stoppin'!...What are we gonna do Mal?!?
Mal: (Yelling out behind mule): WE DON'T WANT ANY GORRAM GIRLSCOUT COOKIES!!!
He, he, he.
Jayne: "You sure this is supposed to happen."
Mal: "Yep, it's all going according to plan. 'cept one thing, I forgot my cotton gown."
Zoe: "Cap'n we gotta talk about your 'plans'."
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Bang. Bang. (Jayne misses).
Jayne: Gorramit, Mal, how come we don't have any sunglasses in the future?
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Mal: Back off! We saw this parking stall first!
Zoe: Sir, it’s handicap. We’ll get a fine.
****Jayne turns the gun on Mal and shoots him in the leg****
Mal: Oww! What the hell are you doing?!?!?
Jayne: Now we’re legal!
KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Zoe: Sir? We're going 215 miles an hour and that antique Riviera is STILL tailgatin' us.
Mal: How does something that old go that fast?
Jayne: According to this sensor doohikey I'm holdin', he's operating without core containment, and no muffler.
Mal: Maybe if I point my gun at him, he'll back off, that seems to work most of the time.
Zoe: What's he shouting? I can't hear him, that exhaust is too loud.
Riviera Driver (faint): I just want an autograph, and maybe Kaylee's phone number?!!
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Jayne: "Those F*X execs are discussing Fastlane 2? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those (insert chinese expletive here)"
Mal: "Just keep shooting, Jayne! There's definitely a problem here, because we've still got ammo left!"
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Who's the gorram idjit that thought racing for pink slips was a good idea?
Zoe: That would be you.
Jayne: Whatever. Just hit the nitrous, Wash's gaining on us.
Mal: What the hell did Kaylee do to that ruttin' mule's carborator?
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Mal: Damn it, Zoe! Why ain’t you leaving him in the dust
River: He’s right on our tail!
Jayne: That’s a real hot rod Lincoln.
Lincoln Driver (passing them): Hey, how do you get this thing out of second gear?
Mal (disgusted): Shoot him, Jayne!
KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie
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