None of it's true, relax, everything's okay.
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Friday, May 27, 2005 20:03
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My turn!
A gun in hand can solve all problems- even late trash pickup.
The theory of evolution is just a theory, unless you're talking about Social Darwinism when it becomes an operating principle.
Religion brings us all together in peace.
Gays are despicable because they're promiscuous and lack comittment, except when they want to get married in which case they are despicable.
Exit polls are accurate only in the Ukraine.
Freedom is on the march, military-style.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ouch ouch HA HA HA HA HA OUCH HA HA HA HA ......
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Quote:For all you Bush supporters, this is YOUR bumper sticker !
Freedom is on the march, military-style.
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Entertainment companies of all sorts -from print to prime time to video games- know exactly what the people want and will never settle for giving them anything less than perfection.
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When God handed the bible down to men he didn’t really mean any of the parts about giving your money to the poor, judging not, not casting the first stone, or any that crap.
The important part is where it says gays are evil and marriage is between a man and as many women as he wants.
Except for the marriage bit.
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Survivor is the best show of all time.
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Ours is a truly representative democracy; our country really is made entirely of rich people.
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Gays are despicable because they're promiscuous and lack comittment, except when they want to get married in which case they are despicable.
You're missing the point: sexual activity sky-rockets after marriage.
I hope politicians keep pandering to the NRA and their ideal America becomes a reality so I can re-enact The Wild Bunch in my front yard one day. Peeoo peeoo!
(Honestly, why check airline passengers for weapons? Follow NRA logic and ARM them with guns as they get onboard! They'd act as deterrents to terrorists and we'd all be safer for it!)
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
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Didn't mean anything by it...
just wanted to know if I could use Emoticons from another site. Seemed to fit into your firearms conversation...
Buddah was a chubby short haired guy...
hey, so am I
" Looking for a place to happen
Making stops along the way "
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And now, words from the downbeat negotiator:
If I close my eyes, it will all go away.
All you have to do is believe.
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Hold on there a second.....
This was a joke right?
right?
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Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zoe: We live in a space ship, dear.
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Staggerly
Quote:OOOH YEAH!! I like the planet you're on!
sexual activity sky-rockets after marriage.
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Aren't we playing the backwards game? So you DON'T like the planet I'm on? Well, nuts to you! Go to Mars with all the Commie Martians if you don't like it!
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"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
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