CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #27! *not a spoiler but...
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, May 30, 2005 22:06
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Okay, ready? Zoe, pull!
or
Mal: I told you the carnival would be fun. I'm gonna win me one of those stuffed reaver dolls.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Nishka, I got a bullet with your name on it!
BLAM!
Mal: Damn! That wasn’t it!
BLAM!
Mal: Crap!
BLAM!
Mal: Gorramit!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
Or
Dragging a Reaver behind their craft, Mal and Jayne participate in the first Interplanetary Alliance Olympic Skeet-shoot/Land-skiing Event.
Or
Turns out even getting a spot at the drive-in for ‘Serenity’ takes a certain ruthlessness.
KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ –Gizzie
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Mal: Ok Jayne you point the gun....
Jayne: Like this?
Mal: Not with two hands!
Jayne: Uhh... let's skip ahead, what's next?
Mal: Well in order to strike fear to the hearts of your (looks at jayne)..... BWAA!!!!
Jayne: Ok, so... "Order to strike fear to the hearts of your bwaa..." Got it! Pretty cunning, dont you think?
"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.
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Zoe: Next time we don't forget the towel!
Keep shiny!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Keep firing, Jayne, we'll go faster that way!
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Mal: See how relaxed I am? That's because I only use one hand on the gun, which means I can hang on to the mule with the other.
Jayne: One hand on the gun... one hand on the mule... right...
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"I think the right place to start is to say, fair is fair. This is who we are. These are our numbers." Mr Willis of Ohio - The West Wing
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Mal: Punch it Zoe! We've got front row tickets to Spamalot! And now for something completely different... *blam* How were we to know geese were sacred in that town? *blam blam*
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Bwahaha! The day is mine!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: I got him!
Mal: Great kid, don't get cocky!
Jayne: *shoots grappling hook and attaches it to an AT-AT leg.*
Mal: Good shot, Jensen!
That's it for now. More Star Wars crossovers later.
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Mal: "Keep shooting, Jayne! We've almost made it to summer!"
Jayne: "GORRAM YEAR-END PROJECTS!!!!!!!"
heh. dealing with a bit of a stressful period of school. I'll try to think of another one.
Mal: "Umm....Jayne? Are you SURE the reavers followed us?"
Jayne: "Yeah, i'm sure! Just over there...behind those clouds that look like geese being juggled....
Jayne (thinking): "i hope he doesn't turn around before he finds out we're having a surprise party. Can't wait to get him drunk and leave him in the desert with no clothes! Heheheh."
That last bit can be optional.
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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Mal: "Keep shooting, Jayne! We've almost made it to summer!"
Jayne: "GORRAM YEAR-END PROJECTS!!!!!!!"
heh. dealing with a bit of a stressful period of school. I'll try to think of another one.
Mal: "Umm....Jayne? Are you SURE the reavers followed us?"
Jayne: "Yeah, i'm sure! Just over there...behind those clouds that look like geese being juggled....
Jayne (thinking): "i hope he doesn't turn around before he finds out we're having a surprise party. Can't wait to get him drunk and leave him in the desert with no clothes! Heheheh."
That last bit can be optional.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GORRAM DOUBLE POST!
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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