CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #27! *not a spoiler but...
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, May 30, 2005 22:06
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Jayne: Uh, Mal?
Mal: Yes Jayne?
Jayne: What are we shootin' at?
Mal: Shootin'? Who's shootin'? I'm just pointing dramatically at the on-ramp Zoe just missed.
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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Mal: They just keep comin'!!! Drive faster Zoe!!!
Jayne: I've hit six of em already, and they ain't stoppin'!...What are we gonna do Mal?!?
Mal: (Yelling out behind mule): WE DON'T WANT ANY GORRAM GIRLSCOUT COOKIES!!!
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Zoe: If you two don't sit down and stop shooting out the back, I'm gonna turn this mule around and go back!
Jayne: Awww, Zoe!
Mal: We're sorry.
OR:
Mal: Did you see that? That Reaver's pointing a tablesaw at us! How stupid can you...Oh CRAP!!!
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Joss immediately regretted filming on location in Detroit.
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Mal: I wonder what that is comin' up behind us?
(Group ducks after blade is fired at them)
River: Reavers!!!
Jayne: YA THINK! (To Mal) She's psychic, you say? What mighty magic!
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Mal: Take the one on the right, Jayne!
Jayne: You're comin' in good and loud, Cap...
Mal: I'm standin' right...Oh SHUT UP AND SHOOT!!!
More to follow!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Jayne: What did he look like again?
Mal: He goes by the name of Caleb he dresses like a priest and he also looks like me.
Jayne: That explains why those slayers were after you while we were docked on Persephane.
Mal: *exactly* he aint going to get away with either.
See's Caleb in the distance.
Mal: RUN YOU RUTTIN LOSER!!!!
Serenity's Girl
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MAL: "Don't fire 'til you see the whites of their eyes!"
JAYNE (squinting): "I can see the reds, but not the whites..."
MAL: "Close enough. FIRE!"
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Wash:"This is going to get pretty interesting."
Mal:"Define 'interesting'."
Wash:"'Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die.'"
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Jayne: Rutting rush hour.
Mal: Okay, Zoe! Change lanes NOW!
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Jayne (muttering): Gorram woman drivers.
Mal (in falsetto, imitating Zoe): Shoot him, Sir. He cut me off!
Zoe: Don’t make me hurt you, Sir.
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Boy (OS): I want my two dollars!
Mal: Gorram paperboy.
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Jayne: Shoot low, Mal. He’s gaining on us!
Mal: Next time we should just ASK Simon if we can borrow his roadster.
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Zoe: Take out that kid, Sir. We’re bound to win the race.
Jayne: Who would give their kid a stupid name like Anakin anyway.
River: Jayne is a girl’s name.
Jayne: Don’t start!
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Sticker on the back: My other vehicle is a FIREFLY.
KMS!
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Mal: Zoe...You've gotta give me an Ivan.
Zoe: You do know that this is just a mule, sir?
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Jayne: Who's that fightin' with Simon back there?
Mal: Looks like your buddy, Stitch Hessian.
River: This is something Simon has to do on his own.
Simon: NO IT'S NOT!!!
Mal: Oh!
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Jayne: Mal, I know we only paid 2 ruttin' bucks for the drive-in, but, it still burns my eyes! Can we take out the projection booth?
Mal: YES! What was it called again, "Revenge of the Sith"? What the hell's a Sith? No wonder the Earth didn't make it! Open FIRE!!!
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Another remake of Assault on Precinct 13 500 years in the future proves to be less suspenseful than its predecessors.
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Adam: Is that Alan over there?
Nathan: Looks like it. Hey! Where's his pants?
Adam: I ain't waitin' to find out. Good thing Joss gave us these tranq guns!
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Jayne: You know, it really is my will they should worry about thwartin'.
Mal: That was months ago, and the situation don't really apply here, do it?
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Mal: Is that...Holy crap, is that Two-Fry?
Jayne: Nice hat!
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Jayne: I don't think we have enough ammo to get them all!
Mal: Gorram past Caption Tightpants!
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As the soldiers got older, they found that reenacting the Battle of Serenity Valley was harder, so a vehicle was used to simulate troop movements.
I'm tapped for now....More to follow!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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The LA commute gets tougher every day.
Mary
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Ah! Princess Bride cross-over - GENIUS!!!!
Grr! Damn you Double Post!!
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.
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RAT: "Jayne: Look! He's right on top of us! I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using?"
Ah! Princess Bride cross-over - GENIUS!!!!
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.
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Mal & Jayne: Must...go...faster!
T-rex (OS): Rowwwr!
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River: Let's go again!
Zoe (deadpan): Sure, honey, as soon we survive this ride.
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Mal: Well, you were right, Zoe. *blam* Comin' here was a bad idea. *blam blam*
Zoe: Thanks for sayin' so, Sir.
River(singing): It's a small world after all...
Jayne: I got the mouse *BLAMMO*...rutting Disneyverse...
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Mal (pointing with gun): Hey, isn't that Jubal Early over there?
Jayne (squints to look): Who?
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RADIO: All units be on the lookout for a brown vehicle carrying 4 fugitives...1 male and 3 female...
Jayne: JAYNE IS NOT A RUTTING GIRL'S NAME!
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Mal: Look! That there is a Rocky Mountain Black Bear. A rare and endangered species...IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Jayne: Huh?
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Mal: Jayne *blam* the next time *blam* you are hailed *blam* as a hero *blam blam* please don't steal *blam* the rutting head *blam blam* off your own statue.
Jayne: Hey, they got my $60000, it's bought and paid for, it ain't like--
Mal: Bi zuie and shoot gorram it!
Cilantro!
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